Kat Rooney

Triangles are my favorite shape. Three points where two lines meet 🔺

[Kat Rooney @katttrooney]

@LeftoverKicks Recondite is top notch tho

[Kat Rooney @katttrooney]

Yo why does Jake Paul look like a giant baked potato?

[Kat Rooney @katttrooney]

“Said that I was fine. Said it from my coffin” vibes for a while

[Kat Rooney @katttrooney]

My favorite animal is me when my husband is trying to comfort me during panic attack asking me what he can do to help and me saying that the Sephora sale is starting tomorrow

[Kat Rooney @katttrooney]

When Dylan on GBBO said “making caramel is about bravery” I felt that

[Kat Rooney @katttrooney]

It was my goal to suffer from disappearing waist syndrome by the end of the year but turns out I still suffer from disappearing dopamine syndrome which can be quite caloric

[Kat Rooney @katttrooney]

People who over enunciate their t’s make me feel uncomfortable

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Kitchen appliances need to stop fucking beeping. Just let my fridge door stay open. I need to learn things the hard way

[Kat Rooney @katttrooney]

It’s a knife when no one applauds you for leaving Sephora without buying anything

[Kat Rooney @katttrooney]

My toxic trait is watching these TikTok’s of what supermodels eat in a day being like “wow I’m not too far off from that” when in reality I ate a giant bowl of rice and Parmesan cheese for breakfast

[Kat Rooney @katttrooney]

@yllekalyak @charli_xcx STOP 😳

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Mortgages suuuuuck bc I wanna impulsively fly to Sydney to see my current favorite DJ play for 2 hours

[Kat Rooney @katttrooney]

I can’t wait to tell Gen Beta that I listened to the brat remix album for the first time while reading cooking magazines

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After weeks of a “what will I be for Halloween” crisis, I have decided (against my better judgement) to be something that requires me to face my craft-related trauma and devote my life to developing the skill of makeup artistry. Who let me make my own decisions?

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My new favorite activity as I walk to and from my office is to try and decide if random people on the street dressed as their corporate selves love to rip and elf bar on the weekends

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I get far too frustrated having to wait for a 13 year old to finish with a machine before I use it at the gym. Like go play frisbee kid why are you here?

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Me and my plant Ruby have the same to do list today

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When John Summit plays Sideways I just knowwwww the “you were never my girl, it was just my turn” lyric goes out to one girly and one girly only

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@MadeleineDoyle_ It’s like looking in a mirror

[Kat Rooney @katttrooney]

I just told my husband that me in a black bodysuit would be “giving MooDeng” and he just laughed and said “I don’t know what that word is but I feel like you’re being mean to yourself” 😅