@cbrandvi@TheCinesthetic the whole point in adding them was to be funny. they were annoyed that they're never involved (because they're background characters, like so many on the show), so they give them a backstory just to kill them off straight away, it was hilarious.
people that have "sometimes" under the do you drink option on dating profiles is a massive red flag for me. I realise that opinion is also my own red flag hahahah.