Katya Kampton

You don’t really know a person until you’ve seen how many Twitter accounts they’ve made and forgotten the passwords to... My count is at 3 🙃

[Katya Kampton @katyakampton]

Yes, let’s eliminate public education and let folks like this homeschool their kids. 🤡

[Dan Bilzerian @DanBilzerian]

This is what freedom of speech looks like, enjoy it while it lasts… @ThugnastyMMA

[Katya Kampton @katyakampton]

AHHHHHHHHHH

[Interesting AF @interesting_aIl]

Cervical dilation during labour

[Katya Kampton @katyakampton]

It’s almost as if each child you bring into the world has to be cared for, clothed, loved, and nurtured properly if you hope the best for them.

[SageOnTheStage @sage_stage]

What happens when you don't suspend a student. A case study.

About 15/16 months ago. A student is chronically disruptive, and is intentionally miserable to his teacher. The teacher is at her wits end, and meetings are held to figure it all out. Here's what happened
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[Katya Kampton @katyakampton]

So many smiles. So many “Happy Holidays”. I love it!

[Katya Kampton @katyakampton]

The joy that wearing a Christmas sweater in public gives me is unmatched!

[Katya Kampton @katyakampton]

Can we just talk about the elephant in the room for a minute? Boob sweat people! We are all getting it, so why is it so embarrassing in 110 degree heat?!

[Katya Kampton @katyakampton]

Semester hasn’t even started and my professor is sending emails saying “Do this. Okay? Coooolio”… Actually bro, we are so far from coolio.

[Katya Kampton @katyakampton]

Bummer! Found out I am not a real one 🤷‍♀️

[Gymshark @Gymshark]

only real ones still workout in this heat

[Jani Gem 🌶 @Jani__Gee]

The other day I saw a tweet that said Marilyn Monroe was a size 12 which today is a 4.
I googled and saw that she weighed around 120.

Thinking about how when I was younger they always talked about how voluptuous she was and really emphasized that she was a plus-sized icon and 😕

[Katya Kampton @katyakampton]

Just what a new Fast & Furious needed… Brie Larson

[Katya Kampton @katyakampton]

I don’t usually swear online but ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I am ASHAMED of our “justice” system more and more each day

[🍑 @PEACHYBLACKG0RL]

this country taking us to all circles of hell today

[Katya Kampton @katyakampton]

Peep my attempt at Ice Cube’s angry face when I was high off dentist drugs… there’s about 100 more if you’d like to see?

[Katya Kampton @katyakampton]

Repair dude at my apartment came in and accidentally saw my boobs, needless to say we were both pretty embarrassed by the time he fixed the blinds

[Katya Kampton @katyakampton]

You all feel like the same people been going to Bottlerock for years? I feel like I’m in high school again every Bottlerock because the same girls post the same pictures of themselves year after year 😤 Don’t scare me like that

[Katya Kampton @katyakampton]

@isabellaervinn Good for you!!

[Katya Kampton @katyakampton]

@Andreww148 Some of us aren’t as amazingly talented as you to have a regular gym routine going, I’m jealous 🥲

[Katya Kampton @katyakampton]

How does one get motivated to exercise? Because I really, really want to, but have absolutely no drive

[Katya Kampton @katyakampton]

Bill Cosby is out of jail after two years… are you kidding me? All those women came forward for TWO YEARS