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Southern Liberal™️ with a nose ring and a cornbread tattoo. I am a grown-up. Allegedly.

[🤦‍♀️ @katybetts]

Whenever I see a baby I automatically think about how much cuter kittens are. #noshame #notmothermaterial

[🤦‍♀️ @katybetts]

I feel like @CapitalOne offers are scammy. I’ve made several purchases through them for the advertised extra cash back. Made sure I followed all the rules. Made the purchase on the card so there’s a record. Every single shopping trip is in “waiting” status saying no purchase made

[🤦‍♀️ @katybetts]

Somebody check on @AmazingPhil

[🤦‍♀️ @katybetts]

Hunter Biden is correctly embodying a philosophy I’ve followed since high school, which is “if you’re extremely honest about all the weird shit you get into, nobody can hurt your reputation with fake stuff.” Works 100 percent of the time.

[🤦‍♀️ @katybetts]

Finally used some PTO. Went to the beach with Josh for 5 days, got back yesterday, doing some yard work. Had a popsicle for lunch. STILL five days till I go back. Maybe I won’t 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Just letting everyone know I’m reading a book right now. I also drank 7 glasses of water yesterday. Im not saying explicitly that I’m a better person than you, but it is heavily heavily implied. Heaven is going to be awesome!

[🤦‍♀️ @katybetts]

Headed to the beach house this weekend. Kitchen isn’t the best-equipped and while I’m looking forward to cooking in the evenings I don’t want to spend a ton of time and effort making dinner away from the crew. Perfect opportunity to dig back into these relics! @sortedfood

[🤦‍♀️ @katybetts]

The heterosexual hockey show is inferior to the gay hockey show but still kinda good in a bad way. Those two girls are NOT sharing clothes though. The most unrealistic part.

[🤦‍♀️ @katybetts]

Refused the refund. After manual appeal they gave me a whopping $5 in credit for a future order. $5 in exchange for $20+ of food that was not safe to eat. What bullshit.

[🤦‍♀️ @katybetts]

Ordered @DoorDash @DoorDash_Help because I didn’t have time to leave work between patients. My $20+ pasta dish arrived collapsed on itself with the lid halfway off and the contents everywhere. A glitch in their support chat put my refund request under “not delivered” so they

[🤦‍♀️ @katybetts]

A third party seller through @Walmart sent me a counterfeit @LEGO_Group set 🙃

[🤦‍♀️ @katybetts]

Today I learned there are people who didn’t know Torrid was originally literally just “Hot Topic for Fat Girls”

[🤦‍♀️ @katybetts]

Don’t mind me just crying re:space

[🤦‍♀️ @katybetts]

The number of people I see driving around with fucking noise canceling headphones on is terrifying

[🤦‍♀️ @katybetts]

Man some of y’all need to buy a journal. Or like start a blog. RIP LJ

[🤦‍♀️ @katybetts]

I mean switching from Prime to Walmart delivery is like, not the worst change except that Walmart sometimes delivers from the store in a bag which means the person delivering it can just…shop through your order and take things out. At least Beeze ships in a box through the mail

[🤦‍♀️ @katybetts]

Happy International Women’s Day I am doing a Lego set Josh bought me because “you love Lego and it looks like your cat!” While he performs heavy lawn maintenance

[🤦‍♀️ @katybetts]

My dive bar has been swarmed by frat bros

[🤦‍♀️ @katybetts]

“My baby died in a tragic accident no one could have expected!” Martha Jean you let your six year old operate a vehicle that goes 60 miles an hour and weighs 700 pounds unsupervised while you and Chuck were drinking beers by the bonfire.

[🤦‍♀️ @katybetts]

“I failed my board exams!! I don’t know what happened I was studying with Chat*** every day!” Why don’t you ask your toaster what k-space is? Dumbass.

[🤦‍♀️ @katybetts]

Having a @MsSusanMayPratt marathon for V-day. Best plan.