Katy Callaway

I make fake hair and clothing move for a living at DreamWorks.

[Katy Callaway @katycallaway]

When you’re at an auto part store to get a new car battery and the employee assisting you starts talking about how the greater “they” are “messing with the time.” Because her Christmas went too fast…. Ma’am plz I just need a new battery 😅

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@Dangerbug @EvanAndKatelyn Silica

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@Sela_Amy Perfect “drunk girl in the bathroom” vibes. The world could use more of it!

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Jeans look so cool when you can’t fit into them #29weekspregnant

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@bethy_ed @RyanEdwards13 Happy birthday to my birthday twin!!

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@bethy_ed @goodreads @tjklune @kuangrf @RGalbraith @chrystabilton Omg I can’t believe I suggested one of these 😭

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@gigipaduano @PopBase Libby

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Hear me out… what if we all just blocked Elon?

[Realityguy @realrealityguy]

Here's the whole trailer! Shocking stuff! #rhobh #homelessnottoothless

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@politetexasboy Have you seen My Ocotpus Teacher??

[The Office on Peacock @theofficetv]

This Office x Minions crossover is a dream that we've had since lunch and we're not giving it up now.

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@twitmercan Why are coworkers always asking “anyone do anything fun this weekend??” Like. Yeah I got black out at a wedding buttttttt that’s probs not the answer they’re looking for?

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@twitmercan Ok damn go off 🥵

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@twitmercan Finally

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@erinleecarr Currently imagining you returning to the table to questions of “where are your glasses??” and you having to relay this 😂

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@shelbieeeb “I’m so sorry” honestly doesn’t do it justice. Give yourself grace during this time ❤️

[MZS @mattzollerseitz]

I know that language is insufficient to deal with death but I still wish everyone would quit saying that people “lost their battle” with cancer. There was nothing they could’ve done to beat it. It’s not about willpower.

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@walkerjkennedy Veep is everything

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@hannahfaith444 I’m actually angry BECAUSE I’m an empath lol