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don’t read any of this

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@beancurve i saw it too in port st. lucie, fl

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what is fart, if not gaseous shit?

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i will piss in the toilet like a GOD. DAMN. LADY!

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how would you read this?
“you are gay you are gay”
#guayaguayare

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why were you sick?
montezuma’s revenge girl!

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i’m a mother fuckin loser

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the potatoes are in the…
blender!

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3498toilet

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that’s a really excessive amount of snoring considering the fact that i was JUST TALKING TO YOU

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oh you fink i’m a baby?? i’m from new york

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it’s like everyone’s eating and drinking around the world… and pissing and shitting around the world

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name a color
vertigo

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you talked to that lady with a crab chin… you talked to her with a tortilla tooth!

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she’s an on-top-of-pillow kinda girl

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i’m like a sauna. sans pantelones

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what if she gets something she can’t get rid of?? like herpes or a baby???

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hey be caresul

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you know what your tit reminds me of… that brown bunny.. what’s his name arthur?

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tweets? i don’t think i’ve ever tweeted a twat

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my feet smell like corn chips, my ass smells like SHIT