Katy Bishop

Changing lives-- one tweet at a time.

[Katy Bishop @katyjaynebishop]

I’m so sad Lexi and Fezco never reached their full potential

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I give up.

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I miss GOT Twitter.

I don’t even know what this app is good for without it.

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I really appreciate when a good love song comes on in the car and then I can serenade my doggy.

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Me and my grandpa have the same haircut

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Is it just me, or do Aussies and goats go together like PB&J?

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Don’t tell me happy birthday in a few days if you don’t even really like me. That’s irritating.

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KD is a genius.

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I love when Bishop gets ahold of a Now or Later and proceeds to smack on it directly into my ear hole for 3-5 minutes.

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Best selfie of the day 🙌💗🐶❤

[Katy Bishop @katyjaynebishop]

But I’m like super busy and it’s just a little inconvenient that I have to stop what I’m doing every time I turn around to eat something just so I can not be physically ill. And don’t get me started on how expensive it is.

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I’ve been annoyed by the fact that I have to eat lately. If I don’t eat every 4-5 hours my ability to function is completely compromised. We’re talking headaches, nausea, irritability, brain fog…

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My New Year’s resolution is to start proof-reading my texts so all my friends and family won’t have to use context clues to get through my illiterate messages.

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KD has continually asked for two things for Christmas:
1. A cactus and 2. A body sock.

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I just asked Bishop to pick up his toys and he said’ “Yes my queen” and I’m not saying he is my favorite, but he’s making a great effort.

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Stutz is a great little documentary. Very intriguing.

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My dog licks his own butthole like he is going to war

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I just pray my kids are nothing like me. I won’t know what to do with them..

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My attitude sucks

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If you’re always trying to make everyone else happy, don’t forget to make yourself happy too.