Trump, you sweaty imbecile. you could have quietly lived in the shadows and laundered Russian mob money and done porn actresses to your heart's content but you had to be the center of attention and now the whole world knows that not only are you a criminal, but a stupid criminal
My primer smells likes jelly, my bronzer smells like chocolate, my eye shadow smells like vanilla...how’s a girl supposed to lose weight when my makeup makes me want to eat my own face??