Katy Schindler

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Realizing I’m living the life I always prayed for is a very beautiful feeling

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Are people actually buying the new Motorola Razr

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If you have a vocal fry don’t talk to me

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I’m bringing a human child into this world in two weeks haha

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A crisp patio aperol spritz would be just the ticket right about now 🍊🍾

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I hate to admit that my toxic trait is that I love Chet hanks

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Between SLOMW and bravo scamanda march really has been madness

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team ciara

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Gary woodland is my hero

[Katy Schindler @katyschindz]

Does chilis still have baby back ribs

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Wasn’t aware that we were still posting our positive Covid tests on social media

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I can appreciate the soothing babbling brook and waves crashing sound machine they have on in the therapist waiting room but man it makes me have to pee

[Katy Schindler @katyschindz]

Some influencers are so annoying like I know people aren’t stopping you on the street asking you where you bought your bra

[Katy Schindler @katyschindz]

Why do smoke alarms always seem to start going out in the middle of the night

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No one talks about how overstimulating it is wearing a winter coat when you’re 5 months pregnant

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Hillary Duff is so hot

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I wish I could put men in politics on snooze

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I wonder how Kirk cousins and his a capella group Xtreme Tenors are doing

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If it’s 8am on a Saturday and I’m waiting for my breakfast sandwich at Starbucks pls don’t take that as an invitation to talk to me and ask what my hobbies are thank you

[Katy Schindler @katyschindz]

31 is getting excited about buying a vintage bread box that ALSO stores spices