katy b

[d 🪬’s love island @girlidkusername]

he’s like a friend i worry about

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Just letting everyone know I’m reading a book right now. I also drank 7 glasses of water yesterday. Im not saying explicitly that I’m a better person than you, but it is heavily heavily implied. Heaven is going to be awesome!

[nicole 𖦹 ☼⋆｡˚⋆ฺ ∞ @coochiecrying]

fatty @realDonaldTrump

[rose @suffergoats]

david hollander going back to the cottage to get his charger

[Iran Army Media @IranArmyMedia]

Dear Americans,

Your President is a Pedophile

[katy b @katyybuchanan]

@LoudounGOP @GovernorVA y’all are getting really gay about this

[Gregory 🏳️‍🌈 @popLOCKEdropit]

Straight from Traitors to the Super Bowl. Is there ANYTHING Lisa Rinna can’t do? 😍

[mia🫧 @mia11112233]

fat @JDVance

[sara !! @hollanovrryy]

sometimes it feels like im being hunted for sport by hudson williams

[Sean O’Connor @seanoconnz]

They gave him a steak with candles like he’s a dog about to die.

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

We’ll make sure Grindr servers are ready…

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Merry Christmas to all, including the Radical Left Scum that is doing everything possible to destroy our Country, but are failing badly. We no longer have Open Borders, Men in Women’s Sports, Transgender for Everyone, or Weak Law Enforcement. What we do have is a Record Stock Market and 401K’s, Lowest Crime numbers in decades, No Inflation, and yesterday, a 4.3 GDP, two points better than expected. Tariffs have given us Trillions of Dollars in Growth and Prosperity, and the strongest National Security we have ever had. We are respected again, perhaps like never before. God Bless America!!! President DJT

[Four Seasons Total Landscaping @TotalSeasons]

🤞 🤞🤞oh please, oh please…

[❀ 𓏲ּ𝄢 ☾ @dovechaela]

this is sending me 😭

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Earlier today, Grok was unfortunately manipulated by adversarial prompting into saying absurdly positive things about me.

For the record, I am a fat retard 😀

[brady @burgermanders]

Good enough, see you on Sunday bro

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

Cam Skatteboo returning to the play for the Giants next Sunday

[🅿️ @the_P_God]

Me and my absolute boy after drinking 37 Guinnesses each and talking to zero women

[spor @sporadica]

y’all are getting, like, really gay about this now

[Casey (she/her) @MamaSissieSays]

How am I supposed to take this party seriously when they’re all making Zoolander faces at me?!