penny

turn my swag on

[penny @katzepenny]

BeBee Jooble

[Jack Califano @jackcalifano]

I'd rather kill myself thanks

[penny @katzepenny]

@peethanonline youre forgiven pookie<3

[penny @katzepenny]

whats up with old people telling u to go on americas got talent when they find out youre a musician😭

[penny @katzepenny]

what the fuck did they do to hasan

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WE FINALLY BEAT MEDICARE!!!!!!!!

[penny @katzepenny]

everyone whats ur cocks on mohs hardness scale???!? urgent

[penny @katzepenny]

evil death grips

[penny @katzepenny]

@JoeBiden you wanna talk about existential threats to humanity joe???

[penny @katzepenny]

car went silent and she says “eepy does it…”

[penny @katzepenny]

did i miss a minecraft update? whats this woke mob everyone’s talking of

[penny @katzepenny]

new doctor, please be patient

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hey dream what’s the capital of syria

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@aqumor @HumanForHumans2 @Ceasefire_Track wow dude good one

[penny @katzepenny]

nerdy ass orgasm, a stroke of pure genius

[penny @katzepenny]

I did not hit the curb I kissed it

[penny @katzepenny]

psychiatrist barring me from hrt like okay sherlock horomones

[penny @katzepenny]

complex sink its multifauceted

[penny @katzepenny]

@plasticforrk @Boombox_fuckboy @moleenjoyer @kandybat chaser 🚨‼️‼️‼️

[penny @katzepenny]

@plasticforrk says the bitch who turned it on in my car😀

[penny @katzepenny]

bottles are so uncanny