Jonah Katz

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I’m 30% cooler than I look

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That moment when you realize no one at the function has seen Nirvanna the band the show the movie(we live in nyc, this is embarrassing for them)

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*me trying to be romantic but subtle on a date*

“I ordered us one plate of spaghetti & meatballs to split”

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“They said Heated Rivalry, QUICK, CUT TO JERAMY ALLEN WHITE!!!”

[spooky mellie 🎃 @uhbucky]

oh they really are naturals at this they were born for fame actually

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Marriage Story GF, Is This Thing On BF

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Lorde doesn’t even mention Chili’s on Ribs

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Trying to explain The Great Movie Ride to people like:

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4 words every woman wants to hear: Everything’s coming up Millhouse

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Show the Jay Kelly trailer on the Lincoln Square IMAX screen

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You ever think about Earth 37 where Jimmy Fallon went on Ru Paul’s talk show and was like, “drag queen?!!” and Ru Paul was all gooped & gagged?

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Sent a text in the groupchat with “sorry” in it, then edited it & removed the sorry so everyone would know I was being unapologetic

[Ethan Simmie @EthanSimmie]

Who is an actor that automatically makes a movie way better?

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Current mood:

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“Imposter Syndrome” is so some shit an imposter would say

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Rose Byrne is doing great work on Platonic

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Knew a guy in high school who loved Rose Byrne. Big Damages fan. We both thought Neighbors was crazy. We lost touch. I hope he’s doing ok.

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When the door says push:

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Digital media people are lowkey under rated. All 96 episodes of My Name is Earl for $12.99 is the #1 pick on iTunes. They know what they’re doing.

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Just wait

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Seth MacFarlane says there needs to be less dystopian stories told in Hollywood & more hopeful ones made instead.

“There's a lot to be pessimistic about, but it's so one-sided… They're certainly giving us a lot of cautionary tales, but where are the blueprints that they once gave us for how to do things correctly?”

(Source: https://t.co/ctjmuM0ovD)

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Modern men don’t cry, they watch Synecdoche, New York and think it’s about them

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Are you still allowed to just make a dope popular song ur theme song?