Kaulie Lewis Watson

writer / editor / curious / confused

[Kaulie Lewis Watson @kaulielw]

@JordanGlasgow18 Eddie says go for it (he does not really understand registries as a concept, says they are “just a list of things you want”)

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@JordanGlasgow18 @DrewWRogers Ahhhhh congratulations!!! So happy for y’all ❤️❤️❤️

[Kaulie Lewis Watson @kaulielw]

In a Zoom meeting with 100+ registered participants, but thanks to some nightmare error on my part a solid 20% are registered (and participating!) as Kaulie Watson. KWs are everywhere. Nobody knows how to change their name. Chaos reigns. The Day of the Kaulie has dawned.

[Kaulie Lewis Watson @kaulielw]

@JordanGlasgow18 This is what I’ve been saying!

[Kaulie Lewis Watson @kaulielw]

Still seems unbelievable to me that I've landed in a job where I just... talk to interesting people and write about it? Like a dream?

Anyway, my first profile is finally online! Roger Reeves is a barbarian prophet; I hope I did him even a bit of justice
https://t.co/t4GsyVMizs

[Kaulie Lewis Watson @kaulielw]

@JordanGlasgow18 I’m so sorry Jordan 💔💔💔

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@JordanGlasgow18 2 minutes is being generous!! It’s literally “Hi what is your name your SSN your birthday.” US Dept of Ed, my brother in Christ, you know these things about me! Just forgive my loans like you know you can!

[Kaulie Lewis Watson @kaulielw]

Thinking about how my mother, at the age that I am now, had four (4) kids under six and feel like I’m about to lapse into a sympathy coma

[Kaulie Lewis Watson @kaulielw]

Have hung out with my niece for one (1) day and maybe I will fall asleep at 8pm. Parents, do y’all just always feel like this???

[Kaulie Lewis Watson @kaulielw]

By “this” I mean “so tired I can’t think straight”

[Kaulie Lewis Watson @kaulielw]

If anyone wants to write a story about how Austin renters are being crushed, partly due to higher property appraisals but largely because landlords know they can gauge tenants who have few other options, lmk, you can come to my (v poorly maintained) house & see for yourself!

[Kaulie Lewis Watson @kaulielw]

"California investors are freaking out that they may have to pay higher property taxes on the homes they own and rent for profit in Austin (and will raise the rent on to cover the taxes btw)" is not a story to make me cry, sorry https://t.co/MoebQVqq4m

[Kaulie Lewis Watson @kaulielw]

Eddie made more music and only bailed on one (1) family event to record so we are very proud of him, give it a listen!! 🥰

[Kaulie Lewis Watson @kaulielw]

Made it to Ann Arbor and the hoard of British snacks our family has been collecting for us

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These are brainwashing conditions I am not responsible for my reactions

[Kaulie Lewis Watson @kaulielw]

18+ hours of airports, flight cancellations, and serious sleep deprivation (all ongoing) has driven me to watch the Arsenal documentary series over @Eddie_90’s shoulder with genuine & emotional interest. Who am I / where am I / can I please leave soon

[Kaulie Lewis Watson @kaulielw]

As someone from the ??? region, this always seems basically right

[Evil MoPac @EvilMopacATX]

Every time #Texit trends I'm contractually obligated to do this again to prepare y'all for the reality...

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Went out dancing with friends for the first time in years on Saturday and omg my KNEES they HURT

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@JConnellStryker Julia are you back in town???

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@JordanGlasgow18

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Absolutely loling at the email I got from an influencer I don’t follow crying about how people don’t like her $$$ mirror or whatever. “You’re supposed to follow me because I’m INSPIRING who cares if I’m also HIDEOUSLY WEALTHY and out of touch??”