Kaustubh Paira

Man Utd 🔴| Distance Runner | Amateur Poet | Fan of Music/Podcast.
wash your hands before you tweet

[Kaustubh Paira @kaus_forreal]

@ManUtd_HQ Imagine forking out millions to outshine Ole only to get pocketed by our academy graduate Brandon Williams

[Amul.coop @Amul_Coop]

#Amul Topical: On-line video game app banned in India!

[Kaustubh Paira @kaus_forreal]

@GappistanRadio People from the film fraternity should always be excused when they try to make their presence felt in areas which requires usage of brain

[Paul Manc Bald and Bred @MufcWonItAll2]

Fucking hell man. 🙈😂

[Kaustubh Paira @kaus_forreal]

@ManUtd_HQ Rashford b like,"i gotta taskforce for you to join."
Mata be like,"i gotta take 1% of your salary for the underprivileged."

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Hi everyone,

Hope you're well.

Just announcing @Donny_Beek6.

Regards,

@ManUtd.

[Kaustubh Paira @kaus_forreal]

@ANI Ab digital bhikhari super chat kaise mangege? 🤔

[Kaustubh Paira @kaus_forreal]

@IndiaToday @arvindojha 'kya aapke toothpaste me namak hai' impersonation got real

[Kaustubh Paira @kaus_forreal]

Out of the vault: Indian media letting us know that they still run as a joke and not as a daily

[Kaustubh Paira @kaus_forreal]

Parents' new go-to motivation line-
"Bas 2020 nikal le, uske baad aish hi aish hai."

[Kaustubh Paira @kaus_forreal]

@Parthghoghari13 @DishPatani 😅😅😅

[Kaustubh Paira @kaus_forreal]

@ayce24s I thought she was Katy Perry fr fr 😅

[Kaustubh Paira @kaus_forreal]

@BlackYellow @Sanchooo10 Gazab beizzatti for the Red devils 😔

[Kaustubh Paira @kaus_forreal]

She, a CHEAT,
Probably talks SHIT,
Never gave a HIT,
But most importantly,
She touches FEET 😑
#Rhea #ArrestRheaTai

[Kaustubh Paira @kaus_forreal]

Wakanda forever. R.I.P 💔
#chadwick

[Kaustubh Paira @kaus_forreal]

@Sauce_Watt 'belan-pitai' anyone else or just me? 😂

[k @khyatii04]

Ye Bhai - Behen, parents aur bachche sirf Filtercopy mein hi achchhe lagte hai, baki asal mein to Savdhan rahe, Satark rahe 😩.

[Kaustubh Paira @kaus_forreal]

@ESPNUK Yet they didn't let Vardy go

[Kaustubh Paira @kaus_forreal]

@naam_sirf @BrokenGirl_143 @anushkaamishraa @Hallwayflickerx Lmao, u are a soft pussy 😂 Keep meowing. I'm enjoying the tea. Deleting the tweet was enough to let you know that i wasn't having any of ur shit. Bt seems u r hving plenty of tym to give me and my tweets attention.Nvm,dig into it if it feeds ur ego. I Couldn't care less

[Kaustubh Paira @kaus_forreal]

@SanaShariffHai He be like," let's go bananas"