Aman Singh Kaushik

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[Aman Singh Kaushik @kaushikism]

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[Aman Singh Kaushik @kaushikism]

**Whenever teacher asks me a question**

My brain- "I AM GROOT"

[Aman Singh Kaushik @kaushikism]

*Before match*

Nobody:

Ashwin: aaj main LAGAN dekh kar aaya

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*Relative gave Rs.500 while leaving*

Mummy: mujhe de, main rakhti hu.
*later*
Me: mummy paise?
Mummy: kon se paise?
Me:

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Relative: ye tmhare daant ko kya ho gya?
Kid: tut gya
Relative: nhi, kawua leke chala gya.
3yo. Kid :

[Aman Singh Kaushik @kaushikism]

Currently living in the situation jahan life mn "chunotiyan" kam aur chutiye jyada bhare pare hain.

[Aman Singh Kaushik @kaushikism]

Rule #420 to be happy-

Be the guy she told him not to worry about.

[Aman Singh Kaushik @kaushikism]

Just realise...

Like Netflix and primes, indian daily saops is also introducing different kind of supernatural thrillers
But..
Having dhummtananananana in its background.🙄

[Aman Singh Kaushik @kaushikism]

indian cricket fans today.
#INDvsAUS

[Aman Singh Kaushik @kaushikism]

It's 2:11am, night and I'm still awake

● Am i in love❌
● saam ko soya tha✔

#ullu_mafik_zindagi

[Aman Singh Kaushik @kaushikism]

Naina lauta aane waale saal jo
Meri wardi bole mera haal to
Naina ashq na ho
Ye samjhna, main hoon majboor
Naina ashq na ho.

*some line caries the bulkiest truth behind it* #PhulwamaTerrorAttack

[Aman Singh Kaushik @kaushikism]

Last night i was so sad,
I prayed to god to delete all the fake thing from my life..

Now, i can't find my "Rebook" shoe😢

[Narendra Modi @narendramodi]

Attack on CRPF personnel in Pulwama is despicable. I strongly condemn this dastardly attack. The sacrifices of our brave security personnel shall not go in vain. The entire nation stands shoulder to shoulder with the families of the brave martyrs. May the injured recover quickly.