Dad and Bloated

Parent, homeowner, married to a dime. Also, I'm rocking a dad bod now...

[Dad and Bloated @kawalker61]

Thank you @CodyJinksMusic for spending 26 hours with me this year on Spotify.

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@delph_13 @CountryCodes11 @noampao Never let'em rest

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@SDCmike It's easier to hate a race than do research.

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@Graceberni Haha nbd

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@WeOutHereRN Why you bitching? Quiet down, fish.

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@kylebandujo But did you die?

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@__Rivs__ You nasty. I can smell you from here. Jk

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@you_woooont I mean we were gonna do that but missed it... bad timing..

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@207Cush Every person is like a finger in a bucket of water. Pull your finger out and see what gap remains. (We're all replaceable) That said, this is a stupid take.

[Dad and Bloated @kawalker61]

@207Cush Month, day, either or

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@you_woooont Not if it's also a diaper party... #6monthsofdonateddiapers

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@NBCNews Call @SpeakerPelosi speaker to come to an agreement.

[Dad and Bloated @kawalker61]

@NBCNews Tell @SpeakerPelosi to come to an agreement.. seems pretty simple.

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@EthanThatGuy @BuschBeer

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@BuschBeer You're a bit behind, bud.

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@you_woooont @LU12_GTZ Only if you're buying the tix

[Dad and Bloated @kawalker61]

@wundertakerkyle

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@you_woooont Bruh, he would finance it and the tunnels to the highway! Win win

[Dad and Bloated @kawalker61]

@Graceberni Me too. The big icy ones.