kayley

26 // BSc Mathematician

[kayley @kayIey_]

dinner time nap didn't solve all my problems ???????

[kayley @kayIey_]

Fun fact if u invite someone over for a cup of tea after a night out, you might find yourself prepping for your wedding 3 years later

[kayley @kayIey_]

i hate my neighbours

[kayley @kayIey_]

had to send my food back at a pub cus the chicken was straight up raw and I've been sat here feeling bad since as if i wouldnt have got violently ill ????

[ɳყαɦ! @JINKIESBTCH]

i love being in the car with my bf he just looks good doing everything

[eloise @soupforeloise]

please stop showing me that lonely monkey and its plushie, I do not have the mental fortitude to withstand the psychic damage

[Alyssa 🌻 @alyssaleann]

Overslept this morning, joked to my snuggled-up husband that we should play hooky, and he goes, “Why would we need to do that on a Sunday?”

So confident! So wrong! So very disappointed to discover that it is, in fact, Tuesday

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

oh, there’s a huge snowstorm outside? sure would be a shame if we put a big pot of soup on the stove & half-jokingly slow-danced to that song we both love while it simmered

[Hustlanani @hustlanani]

Sorry I can’t come my clothes look stupid on me

[kayley @kayIey_]

dinner party vibe: the ladies singing along to bet on it, the men argue over fuck marry kill with Marlon, Gill and the sea turtle from nemo

[kayley @kayIey_]

woke ben up, he heard it too and his only response was 'spooky' and then he fell back asleep tf

[kayley @kayIey_]

Nah i can hear something skitterimg about in the loft

[kayley @kayIey_]

not me tearing up in spoons watching the snow finally appear

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

she bermuda on my bahama until I come on pretty mama

[kayley @kayIey_]

cant believe i just ate shit in wetherspoons cus someone left a sweetie wrapper on the floor for me to slip on

[kayley @kayIey_]

i sure love mini wine on the train

[kayley @kayIey_]

Bless @Jaack pretending this was a normal interaction 10 years ago

[kayley @kayIey_]

nearly got ben killed on skyrim by showing him my tits