After 65 years I still don’t understand why Nigeria can’t provide 24 hours electricity, it’s the absolute bare minimum for the citizen of this country to enjoy. It’s sickening and shameful that in 2026 a country like Nigeria still struggles with generator noise.
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SESKO ⚡
I’m a future Doctor.
I’m a medical student.
I have 3 degrees.
I speak 3 languages.
I‘m published in Psych-Oncology.
I’m a member of Zeta Phi Beta.
I’m from a #ShitHole country! 🇸🇸
Another bad bad day for mikoras. This particular son of Adam decided that love is expensive and crime is on offer,, buy one get one free. Our brother shamelessly strutted into Milano Boutique like a billionaire on a government tender. The mission was to “Buy” jewelry and go surprise his found rib for Valentine’s.
But the only thing he was surprising was the CCTV camera. While the shop owner was busy packaging dreams for real customers, our mikora was busy doing clearing and forwarding without KRA documentation.
One necklace disappeared,, then a bracelet,, then a watch,, then a kata kundu famously known as lingerie,, all these items were hidden in the private sectors ministry. Unfortunately for him, one customer had Hawkeyes, sharper than our Kiambu Rd based sleuths.
He raised an alarm & before he could launch a Kihuti, generous physiotherapists arrived to offer complementary treatment. At first, the mikora had denied stealing any item. But after the physiotherapists administered a free open-air deep tissue massage with a happy ending, suddenly items started raining down like manna from heaven.
One by one,, Necklace, Ring, Watch, kata kundu,, Items that had clearly been hiding in Area 51. Meanwhile somewhere in Nairobi, a certain Russian export consultant is walking around offering Kenyan women a glass of water and getting premium access to the kilgoris riperean land.
And here we have sons of Adam risking broken bones just to prove love is real. What others are accessing & enjoying with hydration therapy, mumu men are funding with orthopedic bills.
Now Valentine’s weekend is loading, but instead of candlelight dinner full of high voltage electricity supply, mikora will be enjoying a romantic date with painkillers, bandages, and serious life reflections.
If love requires theft or spending, my brother it’s not love,, it’s installment-based embarrassment,, Chesaa. Kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.👀