Twitter activists: "I hereby declare this wedding tacky in the name of socialism! I have done an activism!"
NYC's socialist mayor: "Hi, have you heard Travis and Taylor are getting married in my city? Hehe! Stream Only The Young wherever you get your music!"
A weapon designed to specifically maim and kill children.
Illegal under the Geneva Conventions for numerous reasons, including being disguised as an ordinary object, and being specifically targeted against civilians.
A War Crime of the highest order.
In a 48 hour period of time, Taylor Swift will have sung with Randy Newman, rallied the Knicks back from 29 down, and be inducted the youngest ever woman into the Songwriter's Hall of Fame.