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[kris @kay_falk]

Cause you're both stupid as fuck lol

[kris @kay_falk]

If you believe your soul mate wants you to have sex with other people to buy them some Jordans, then you're meant for each other.

[kris @kay_falk]

@MissNikkiG you is a creep I get on and you is here

[kris @kay_falk]

@MissNikkiG you were fine this morning lady!!! Cheer up awesome sauce

[kris @kay_falk]

And 98% of people are not worth the time you allow them.

[kris @kay_falk]

The worst thing you can do to yourself is let someone overstay their welcome.

[kris @kay_falk]

Your ignorance makes you look stupid. It's not insulting. How can someone be insulted by a moron?

[kris @kay_falk]

When friendships never change.. @chelsipoots I love our neighborhood walks. What are we gonna do when we don't have legacy 😭😓👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

[kris @kay_falk]

So is al... #cocainecowboys

[kris @kay_falk]

Carol is a good photog

[kris @kay_falk]

In all 26 years, this year was certainly different than the rest.

[kris @kay_falk]

Oh you got a fresh pair of loubs? Welcome to 2011. You're a little behind. But turn around one more time and lemme see the redbottom

[kris @kay_falk]

You and everyone else in this generation

[kris @kay_falk]

Oh you got engaged on 12/13/14? How original

[kris @kay_falk]

She's is a microwaveable Thot-pocket

[kris @kay_falk]

Tell me again... What about that makes you a hard worker? A hustler? Strong? Or independent?

[kris @kay_falk]

Selling their body

[kris @kay_falk]

The world has to become a better place. Women really feel good about themselves renting bmws and renting condos with the money they got from

[kris @kay_falk]

Oh you live in turnberry? You worked hard for that place huh? Speed your legs how far? Well I'll be damned