Kayla

You're shakin that money maker, like a heart breaker, like your college major was twistin and tearin up Friday nights.

[Jersey Jerry @Jerrythekid21]

it’s snack wrap time.

[Jersey Jerry @Jerrythekid21]

.@McDonalds I know I’m not the only one… do the right thing for the people. We miss the snack wrap. All of us.

[Kayla @kay_knew]

@bhoudat @HilaryDuff Yes. 🤣🤣

[Kayla @kay_knew]

@bhoudat Eh hem.

[Bring Back Snack Wraps @Fight4SnackWrap]

“My wife said she would hit me if I didn’t sign this.”

https://t.co/QVKDc4WdNC via @Change

[Bring Back Snack Wraps @Fight4SnackWrap]

#BringBackTheWrap

Cough @McDonalds - were talking to you.

[Kayla @kay_knew]

People who schedule meetings over calendar holds <<<<<

[Kayla @kay_knew]

I’ve finally accepted that my bikini days are over. BRB. Crying in bed all day.

[Kayla @kay_knew]

I can’t be the only person who gets insane anxiety when I see other people post on Facebook and Instagram pictures of their babies in unsafe places and unsafe sleeping environments. Literally makes me cringe and panic.

[patrick @muldowney]

juju should post a tiktok compilation of every single missed villanueva block from last season

[Kayla @kay_knew]

Tomorrow I’m taking him to the vet bc he’s been coughing and wheezing. I hope we are overreacting and he doesn’t have a baby pacifier stuck in his airway.

[Kayla @kay_knew]

One time, I took my dog to the vet bc he had a weird skin bump on his back and I was worried it was cancer. It was a pimple. I paid $85 for them to tell me he had a pimple.

[Kayla @kay_knew]

Im having too many feelings today. Only took me three days back to work before I cracked

[Kayla @kay_knew]

@bhoudat Can I use this as my excuse too?

#subtlevaccineflex

[Kayla @kay_knew]

Caffeine free Pepsi was a casualty of covid and I got my paws on some bottles today and I’m so happy 😁

[Kayla @kay_knew]

Also my doctor has my height as 5’5.2” inches. Not 5’2.5”.

These are the people I trust with my health and they can’t even handle simple data entry (or correction).

[Kayla @kay_knew]

Can somebody tell me how I can tell a doctor that I am no longer taking a certain medication each week I come here and each week they still ask? Do they not actually think I’m not taking them??

[Kayla @kay_knew]

I just had to throw away the first pair of sperrys I bought back in 2012. Those shoes have seen so many frat parties and bars and fun. I’m not okay.

[Kayla @kay_knew]

Me 2 weeks ago: “I need to get this noisy baby out of my bedroom and into his own room like yesterday...”

Me now: “...but how will I ever sleep without hearing his breaths or being able to stare at his sweet cheeks if I put him in his own room? He’ll miss me.”