kay ❄️

Just over here trying to sack the government
🔼🔼🔼🔼🔼
Did that- what now?

[kay ❄️ @kay_oz]

@NomessTess @droverdriver61 @RonniSalt @xskinn Wait - I'm supposed to have a pinned tweet? 🤣 ... oops

[rachel zegler (she/her/hers) @rachelzegler]

seeing a lot of “it’s a joke” but you’ve got to understand that since the beginning of time “you can’t take a joke” has been synonymous with “let me say a horrible thing about women without suffering the consequences” — we’re sick and tired! it’s never been funny! get a life!

[Trevor Beattie @trevorbmbagency]

Erm. Has anyone told him that the thing on the right is a quill pen? As in.. made from a bird feather. That a Tweet is the communicative sound of a bird..? And that Home icon is in actual fact, a… ah forget it.

[kay ❄️ @kay_oz]

@emilykmay Put him down half hour or hour later

[Michelle Cyca @michellecyca]

I do not want to encourage my daughter to fixate on her appearance, but I do love when she dresses herself in the most chaotic outfit (strawberry dress, purple tutu, seagull leggings, bunny socks under rainbow sandals), then looks in the mirror and whispers “I look perfect.”

[Annie Wu (all socials: @annie_wu_22) @Annie_Wu_22]

june was supposed to be Pride but it ended up being Prejudice 😭

[If Only @ifonlytimeline]

Should have taken out a PPP loan and paid my student debt with it

[John Green @sportswithjohn]

Unverified accounts WILL ONLY BE ABLE TO SEE SIX HUNDRED POSTS PER DAY?!?! Finally, social internet executives do something USEFUL FOR MY MENTAL HEALTH. Thanks, Elon, for once again making my unverified twitter experience SO much better than my verified experience @johngreen.

[Jesse Case @jessecase]

The news is always like: "America has banned wheelchair ramps because they weren't in the Bible. Finland has made ice cream free."

[kay ❄️ @kay_oz]

@CarylHelsel1 @emilykmay Where I work implemented paid parental leave last year. The first two people who accessed it resigned while on leave and we still have no regrets implementing it because it helped them and their families.

[Gesare Chife @gechife]

The most uplifting and amazing story of survival - the 13 year old sister kept her brothers alive for 40 days with survival skills taught to her by her grandmother.

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

Won’t someone please think of the shareholders!

[Derek Thompson @DKThomp]

It takes less than two seconds to see that Musk’s framework — I’m a free speech absolutist … unless anybody threatens to shut off Twitter access, in which case, I’m for or against whatever they want — is laughably unworkable

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

it looks like another lovely spring day to REMIND YOU DELINQUENTS TO STOP "RESCUING" BABY ANIMALS. THEIR MOMS ARE MOST LIKELY NEARBY SO JUST MIND YOUR BUSINESS.

FAWNS, DROP EM'.
BIRDS, LEAVE EM'.
RACCOONS, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

ARMADILLO?¿? ARMADILL-NO.