“I met someone who checked every box on paper.
Great job, funny messages, and really polite.
But every time I asked a question, he responded with a screenshot of a quote or a meme instead of an actual answer.
I thought it was cute at first. Then it became every conversation.
When we met in person, he struggled to talk about anything without pulling out his phone.
I realized the beige flag was not about memes. It was about emotional distance.
He did not know how to connect without hiding behind jokes.”
Dating a colleague is like living in a fishbowl; you think you are in a private world, but everyone else in the office is watching your every move, look, and interaction.
“10 years ago, I went on a date with a girl in Delhi, who could very well have been Sahiba Bali”
First, she showed up late.
I waited at an open air cafe in DLF Emporio.
When she arrived, the first thing she said was “I requested you to not meet at a public place.”
She kept looking around during our conversation and said “Guys are looking at me from the mall because I said no to many proposals.”
I regretted getting out that day. Be selective Indian guys!