Kaylee Rodenstine

Smile in the age of worry.

[Kaylee Rodenstine @kay_rod_]

If @Lin_Manuel and @RealHughJackman don’t get together and do a mashup of ‘A Million Dreams’ and ‘The Story of Tonight’ I might just be sad forever.

[Kaylee Rodenstine @kay_rod_]

when you’re home for the weekend and your mom asks if you need anything from the store

[Steve Silberman @stevesilberman]

Rosaries confiscated from immigrants at the Arizona/Mexico border. [via @MikeOLoughlin] https://t.co/OP0jLhU3m1

[Kaylee Rodenstine @kay_rod_]

@mynameischelby @IHOb No @IHOb is most certainly not good. They having an existential crisis. They woke up, looked in the mirror, and don’t even know who they are anymore so they made a dramatic life choice. Close friends should reach out.

[Kaylee Rodenstine @kay_rod_]

Let me tell ya this- your walk with God increases exponentially with every step you take. The first feels like one, but one day He’ll take one step towards Him and make it feel like a mile. Run towards that.

[Kaylee Rodenstine @kay_rod_]

Me walking in to the office today after someone sent an all staff email that they had Hamilton tickets for sale for this weekend:

[matti frank @frank_mattison]

GIRLS imagine this:
its 15 years from now. you’ve been planning this dinner for 2 months. ur husband asks where his supersuit is. u ask why he needs to know. He says its for the greater good. u know ur the greatest good he’ll ever get. u realize - ur evening is in danger

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Theodore. He visits the flowers as often as he can. They make him happy. 13/10 a self-care legend

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

the funny thing about your attention. is that. i need it

[Kaylee Rodenstine @kay_rod_]

So conflicted because half of me is like “YEAH GIRL POWER” and graduate student me is also like “but why did she think Jean Shorts was something she should wear to a thesis presentation?” https://t.co/cfp5EefSuB

[Kaylee Rodenstine @kay_rod_]

If you’re a nurse and you’re on tinder, please make your bio “I may wear scrubs, but I don’t want one”.

[Kaylee Rodenstine @kay_rod_]

No matter how your grades come back, I know you’re a good noodle.

[Kaylee Rodenstine @kay_rod_]

Like as a researcher I’d be super interested in seeing how his followers have changed, the interactions on Twitter have changed, etc.

[Kaylee Rodenstine @kay_rod_]

What if this whole @kanyewest thing is just an elaborate social experiment to show how easily people realign themselves due to personal association and preferences?

[Kaylee Rodenstine @kay_rod_]

“So and so just finished a workout!” well good for them I just finished a whole pint of ice cream so 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Kaylee Rodenstine @kay_rod_]

My Apple Watch always sends me activity alerts for my friends when I’m shamelessly stuffing my face.