kaya

•25 •artist •gaymer •witch •just a teeny tiny small dash of blasphemy.

[kaya @kayastrophic]

watching anime and drawing rohan? there really isn't anything better 😌
hope you like it le nose™ @nezkovsou
#sketch #drawing

[kaya @kayastrophic]

every time your autocorrect is correcting a completely fine word think of it as karma for all the times you went "what?" when you perfectly understood what the person you were talking to said

i have to gaslight myself into believing this or i will lose my fxcking mind

[kaya @kayastrophic]

what? you really thought my suicidal asexual ass would dream about anything but death??? yeah not a chance

[kaya @kayastrophic]

today i dreamed that i was planning to rob a blind old lady but before i could even attempt santa clause (who was just justin baldoni in a costume) stopped me and told me i was a bad boy who needs to be punished. yk where this leads....
exactly santa clause led me to my grave

[kaya @kayastrophic]

@wwxwashere all of you are cowards, so ig i'll do it then 🙄 /jk i literally shipped them even before i knew what shipping was lol

[kaya @kayastrophic]

@der_take thx buddy 🥹 immer übertreibs du aber, mach mal nicht so niksers

[kaya @kayastrophic]

it's the most wonderful time of the year 🎶 collecting debt like fcking pokemons. ik it's mostly my fault for having adhd and forgetting to pay and so the debt just racks up but pls i want to be able to afford food at the end of the week. pls retweet 🙏
https://t.co/BoRjApKxTm

[kaya @kayastrophic]

i'm now officially diagnosed with pdd and mdd bc the universe was like "yk what would be more fun than depression? DOUBLE DEPRESSION 🤪"

[kaya @kayastrophic]

it takes a con man to know a con man

[charlie!! 🇲🇽 ( TADC SPOILERS ) @slingshotlemon]

"Stan would vote for trvmp-"
he would NEVER do that to her

[Nero @nxnero]

People are tired of cute uwu kawaii voices. Real men want the thickest scottish accent calling you a fucking idiot

[kaya @kayastrophic]

convert to paganism everyone 🤪 the only religion where your god ACTUALLY sends you signs lol 🫠🥴

[kaya @kayastrophic]

i JUST found out that the mcu loki show released july 14th 2021. and guess who's top surgery was on a july 14th and is also a pagan witch who's patron is loki...
i literally can't believe that every time i find something out it's ALWAYS connected to loki somehow

[kaya @kayastrophic]

@AvantrisLegends
omg she's here 🥹🥰
and much earlier than i expected. what a great surprise today 😌

[kaya @kayastrophic]

i'm really happy to be a hoarder bc like imagine i got rid of my old phones and now had to sit here without a phone bc my new one is broken now? my hoarder ass would never.

[kaya @kayastrophic]

@DegenerateSoup @grandson grandson bringing generations together 🤝

[kaya @kayastrophic]

@ThomasSanders @DamienHaas not my lil bro being 6'2

[kaya @kayastrophic]

10/10 can you imagine the CRUNCH in every bite??? 🤤

[kems! ⦿ ☰ ☲ @kemsdreaming]

neurodivergents rate my meal

[Rio de Janeiro @YaBoiRio]

If you're actually getting mad at children wearing more clothing on their skin, I'm so sorry but you might just be a pedophile