Kay Ballard

I'm the President and CEO of New Media International, Inc. and the host of Women Are Not Funny Radio and the Social Media #Soiree. I am adorable and modest!

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RT @badbanana Then again, I suppose if I had robot claws I'd just want my normal human hands back. Can't please me.

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Wonderful Wednesday! EXPECT MIRACLES!!!

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@lynnwalsh Thank you, Darling. I am not really back. This is a drive-by. <3

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@Daniel4is Each of us is capable of the unimaginable, which is a reminder that you also used "unwashed" in the same damn tweet! <3

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We must never forget that worry can cause wrinkles and that being sad is mostly a waste of time. <3

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In fact, the prospect of my life becoming even more glamorous is frightening indeed. It might even inspire me to do some hairblogging.

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I am away on a glamorous secret mission, slightly disappointed that you are expressing caring and concern instead of envy. LOL!

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Spoiled.

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RT @CarrieOliver Excited that my steak tasting kits included (on pg 2) in @cookinglight. @iTweetmeat mentioned 2! http://bit.ly/fArWKP

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Cool as Cyberpunk:: A short interview of @Scath in celebration of her outrageous imagination. http://newmediamartini.com/cyberpunk

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Excellent! RT @MarionChapsal On The Importance Of Women To Development http://bit.ly/fahPV1 - RT @itsjustjudy by @JesseSchell #socialgames

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@LilPecan omg! Thank you for that last tweet! Once again, I am totally in your debt. I will smile in my sleep--when I sleep.

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I hate to boast, but @DrPerricone rarely forgets to tell me Goodnight.

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Cool as Cyberpunk http://goo.gl/fb/BsNTV

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RT @ezrabutler 63.6% of brilliant individuals have no qualms about boasting their brilliance to whomever will listen. http://t.co/P5a9baz

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Okay. New post. Cool as Cyberpunk I interview @Scath in celebration of her outrageous imagination. http://newmediamartini.com/cyberpunk

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If I tweet about my new post, the auto-post plugin will kick into action and you will think I am spammy. If I don't, it won't. Frustrated.

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I'll try #4! LOL! RT @TheGirlPie I'll try option #2 - Make your Old Add-ons Work in Firefox 4 (thanks @labnol!) http://bit.ly/fnRpKy

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RT @asaunders Cancun Lights: a 30 second exposure of the hotel zone strip. http://flic.kr/p/9sjcow

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@lynnwalsh <3