Kaycee Hightower

[Kaycee Hightower @Kayceedilla]

Now that we're getting used to asking people if they've gotten COVID tested before hanging out with them, let's destigmatize STD testing and normalize asking partners if they've been tested before consenting to anything.

[Jon Lovett @jonlovett]

In a surprise twist, the Epstein files released the attorney general.

[Hamid Bendaas 🇩🇿🇵🇸 @HBendaas]

Turns out this wasn’t even necessary

[🅿️ @the_P_God]

devil on my shoulder: you should drink Guinness with the boys tonight

angel on my shoulder: yeah that would be sick

[♰ @reeceollld]

you literally living in a movie where the villains actually win

[진짜 Joe @jinjjajoe_]

A baseball game would fix me rn

[Chris @citehchris]

i need to be 2 hot dogs and 5 beers deep at a baseball game with the loml in a walkable city

[John Kennedy @FrazzleMyGimp]

ME: Can I buy you a drink?

HER: I have a boyfriend.

ME: {counting coins on the table} He can only get something small then.

[clare @sadderlizards]

you’re kind of cool let’s be together forever until we both turn to dust

[Arby’s Provocateur @SamGrittner]

Halloween is coming up and I still have no idea what I'm going to be for the rest of my life.

[maia @mxmtoon]

when does life stop feeling like you’re a 13 year old that’s pretending to be an adult and everyone around you can tell

[helmet girl @sbodrojan]

there should be a way to let spotify know u r joking

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

Or any drug. Happy 4/20

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

Alabama has lost 27 bowl games. New Mexico State has never lost one. Who is the real dynasty?

[Katelyn Burns @transscribe]

No straight people until age 21, you heard the lady

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

i’m tired of people calling me brave. stop calling me brave. i don’t wanna be brave i wanna be cool!

[Seva Mozhaev @sevspics]

Can some explain wind to me please. Like is it just air that’s a bit angry?

[tara shoe @tarashoe]

moon should be wearing the sunglasses. sun should not have the sunglasses. yet another thing i gotta fuckin deal with

[David AttenBruh @AlHendiify]

As always, if you see someone stealing baby supplies no you didnt

[Rev. Dr. Jacqui Lewis @RevJacquiLewis]

What, exactly, is left on this table?