kaycee

somewhere between psychotic & iconic / 2.4.18 / #PetMom 🐾 #BLM ✊🏽 #MSWarrior 🧡

[kaycee @kayceeschneider]

i don't mind being the villain in your story because you're a clown in mine.

[kaycee @kayceeschneider]

Please believe that things are good with me, and even when they're not, they will be soon enough.

[kaycee @kayceeschneider]

the worst things in life come free to us

[kaycee @kayceeschneider]

all i want for christmas is someone to pay my bills 🥲

[Harris Stavrou @harris_stavrou]

Friendly reminder from Las Vegas:

Giannis Antetokounmpo is BETTER than your favorite basketball player.

Have a good day/night everyone.

[kaycee @kayceeschneider]

i don’t have the energy to write notes when the signs have been there all along

[kaycee @kayceeschneider]

“it is very odd to live in a world where if you died, it would shock people but surprise no one.”

[kaycee @kayceeschneider]

i don’t give a fuck, god sent me to piss the world off

[kaycee @kayceeschneider]

“You know, I used to think that it was everybody else that was broken. Now I think it maybe was just me.”

[kaycee @kayceeschneider]

why the fuck did they turn mean girls into a musical

[kaycee @kayceeschneider]

so is everyone just gonna act like they didn’t see how shaky bill clinton’s hand was or what

[kaycee @kayceeschneider]

life is a fucking movie, bro. i’m just ready for the end credits.

[kaycee @kayceeschneider]

okay gafford 👀

[kaycee @kayceeschneider]

at this point i gotta just keep laughing at life otherwise i’m gonna cry lmao 🥲

[kaycee @kayceeschneider]

the fact that i cry over local news reporters retiring really solidifies the fact that i’m actually an 80 year woman in a 25 year old body 🥲

[kaycee @kayceeschneider]

i never fully realize how much i miss my mom until i see her and then have to leave her again 😔

[Milwaukee Bucks @Bucks]

"This is what ya'll brought me here for."

[kim @KimmyMonte]

RIP jesus you would have loved birkenstocks

[kaycee @kayceeschneider]

@NormansNews 🤷🏼‍♀️

[kaycee @kayceeschneider]

one like and i’ll get a tattoo in vegas

[kaycee @kayceeschneider]

okay i’ll do it