kc

talks too much and distracts others

[Conall @luigii249]

It’s for when your wife asks you to buy her a treat on the way back from work

[kc @kaycguff]

I used to drink like 3 bangs a day and now all it takes is the caffeine in my midol to give me a panic attack

[Alex @alexflorias]

This probably feels so good if you’re bread

[kimberlee @kimberleeerose]

it was a nice idea to put honey in a bear shaped container. Thank u to the dreamers and the inventors

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

gonna throw up……. need me a freak like this

[trash jones @jzux]

“what do you want to be for Halloween” in bed by 10

[basil @youngfishgod]

Stop honking at me on the freeway man I'm fucking texting

[chrissy @chrissychlapp]

ur not lazy u just need to rest ur small beautiful little head most hours of the day bc ur soooo tiny and small and life is so big and hard and it’s ok

[darren ꕤ @exiledarren]

travis kelce and taylor swift

[kc @kaycguff]

the way I use please and thank you with chatgpt every single time 😭 won’t catch me on the wrong side of AI

[Dyke Dimmadome @Monalise_ah]

I always hated the ones with the wiicondom on it.

Pass me the mf raw controller.

[j. @jess22bless]

“What’s a bender?”

“I can’t tell you, I have to show you”