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i deliver nonsense

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:)

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homophobes be like “ I just don’t believe in homosapiens “ or something like that

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people are yelling at their pets when they don’t speak their language! they are speaking bark bark meow meow!

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I love pink so much I couldn’t even lie in a Mr beast challenge if he said “name your favorite color but it can’t be pink”

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I need something but I don’t know what

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evil creature thinks she is drinking water out of MY mug. little does she know I saw her mug drinking habits and gave her a glass of her own!! #tricked !

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oh okay thanks for letting me down easy

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whenever I feel ugly I always remind myself that I’m stupid too

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one of the few ways to slightly calm down my cat in the car is to play jazz, specifically laufey, specifically the song “Let’s Dream in the Moonlight”

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I AM NOT ORDERING THAT.

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learning that people are naturally heavy walkers is insane to me.

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the other day I also jumped when I saw a girl walking alongside me on the escalator only to realize it was just my reflection in the mirror

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I’m actually a living example of the phrase “they’re scared of their own shadow” because I just saw my shadow in the corner of my eye and jumped

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and why are you in the shower even?!

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I’m grocery shopping can you mind your own!!!

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discord I don’t think I want that reward.

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my cat: [meows near my medication]
me: this means she’s worried about me. I need to get my health in order. she’s trying to tell me that I need to be better. I will.
my cat: [picks up a toy that was behind my medication]
me: oh nvm

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@ssjored @PopBase YYYYEEESSS

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woke up at 4 pm. It’s 9pm and I’m already fighting my sleepiness. SAVE ME!!!!

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DONT LOOK BEHIND YOU!!

[Red 𖠋 🍓|-/ APE @RebelRedTrees]

Oh my god. They did it.