You’re a Dj who has been contracted to play at a kids party on children’s day, why haven’t you curated kid friendly songs?
Why are kids hearing all the curse words ?
A girl in Vietnam entered a clothing store but kept missing the saleswoman because they moved at the exact same moments.After about a minute, they finally bumped into each other in a funny “glitch” moment 😂
I stopped keke this morning and I told the man I want to pay for a drop
He told me N2500
I told him I have N1500
The guy no gree oo
So I had to pay N300 for a seat
Na so this guy drive me to my destination no other passenger stopped his keke
I know he thinks na me give am badluck 😭
I was pulled over by a Police Officer. He looked at my license and said "you're supposed to be wearing glasses". I said I have contacts. He said he didn't care who I know
Not really sure why I'm even saying this, but lost my mum just over 6 months ago now. Handled it okay.
On a rooftop bar in Portugal last week, on a golfing trip with the lads, I absolutely lost it because it's the sort of time I'd have sent her a photo.
Grief, bloody hell.
There’s this cat in my area, I’ve never known who she belonged to. Just moves from house to house.
Early this year, she was heavily pregnant and I would feed her from time to time. She even gave birth under our staircase and stayed there till her kittens grew.
After that, she stopped talking to me. Would act like she has never seen me before and I had to move on too.
Tell me why this cat suddenly showed up at my place today and she’s heavily pregnant again.
I never knew animals were users.