KAYD

Learn everyday. Angeleno. Instagram: @kaydthomas

[KAYD @kaydthomas]

For as shitty i was at science, I'm a f@&king nerd. https://t.co/bDV7KLWPr2

[KAYD @kaydthomas]

I guess #onlyfans gunna be going out of business.. #rip

[KAYD @kaydthomas]

@alantweeted89 Literally

[KAYD @kaydthomas]

What do I do when I wake up to my front door wide open?
- I start watching "the nightstalker"
😬

[KAYD @kaydthomas]

Tbh it would be funny if @Caitlyn_Jenner decided to run with slogan: "I'm With Her"

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

No more Suez Canal jokes!

That ship has sailed.

[Plastician / Stish @Plastician]

What pronouns did Michael Jackson go by?

He/He

[KAYD @kaydthomas]

@alantweeted89 Shavasana or Corpse Pose. It's my fav :)

[Mike Liebenson @spongemike123]

My therapist trying to give me tools to use in real life...babe, this isn’t Ace Hardware!! Fix ME!

[KAYD @kaydthomas]

Imagine:
USA - "we are opening up April 1st!"
Americans - 🎆 yay!
April 1st comes..
USA - April Fools! Lmao
👊

[KAYD @kaydthomas]

I learned today that i am terrible at putting screen protectors on. #bubbly

[KAYD @kaydthomas]

Not sure who needs to hear this but your Siri dictation on your videos are a sign that you can't read or you're not creative enough. Pls stop.

[KAYD @kaydthomas]

@joseeann

[KAYD @kaydthomas]

I love to live dangerously. ☠️🤹 I took off my screen protector 2 days before I trade it in. 4230 retweets and I'll take off my case. #riskyguy #onlyphones

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

I hope Elon Musk never gets into a scandal.

Elon-gate would be really drawn out.

[KAYD @kaydthomas]

PEOPLE!!!! ----- STOP using SIRI to voiceover your life/videos. You can do much better. #Siri = #basicbitch

[Rory Albanese @RoryAlbanese]

gonna miss Daft Punk