kristin mae

currently caffeinating

[kristin mae @kayemm_eee]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[abby govindan @abbygov]

recently found out white people call their cousin’s kids their “second cousin once removed” ??? fuck outta here, that is my niece

[jay ✰ @jayythewave]

the older i get i realize my mom was right, but i just didn’t like her tone

[kristin mae @kayemm_eee]

Was kinda hoping Coachella this year would get Illenium, RHCP, and Little Simz 😭

[kristin mae @kayemm_eee]

@champagnegilly I agree!!!

[Uncle Ari @MazeDaMouth]

I have never come back from any holiday feeling relaxed, refreshed & reinvigorated to get back into work.

I come back with the taste of freedom, still fresh in my mouth, a renewed hatred for work, and a strong suspicion that this is not what I should be spending my life doing.

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

Why I’ll be disappointing people in 2023 and you should too:

[M 🍓 @babyariees]

Gossiping with your mom is a different kind of tea

[westerosies @westerosies]

December 31st January 1st

[jay ✰ @jayythewave]

note to self: take more pics in 2023

[jay ✰ @jayythewave]

girls wear nothing but black but their favorite color is pink

[kristin mae @kayemm_eee]

Looking through my camera roll and realizing 2022 was such a good year for me 😭

[Alp @alplicable]

Unpopular opinion: there is absolutely no need to recline on an airplane. It might provide the tiniest comfort to you but it totally screws the person who is seated behind you.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

"Stop bouncing ur leg" bro i have anxiety

[Bria @bria_sullivan]

We often frame “getting your nails done” as a relaxing activity but that couldn’t be farther from the truth

[kristin mae @kayemm_eee]

My mom just admitted to me she loves watching blackhead removal videos because she finds them satisfying 🤣🤣🤣 I do too but it’s funny coming from her hahaha

[ʟᴏᴠᴇ @catgirldevil]

i wasn't an ipad kid, i was a pink nintendo DS kid

[verónica @soitfuckingoes]

people who have taylor swift #1 in their spotify wrapped need therapy

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

overthinking gf 🤝 reassuring bf