Kaylyne Grant

Love to laugh. Queen of jokes. Following brings joy and smiles to faces. You never know what I'll say! 😉🤣🇦🇺 Strictly NO DM'S unless invited.

[Kaylyne Grant @kayenini]

A man waved at me, so I waved him back but apparently he was waving at a woman behind me, so I kept my hand up and stopped a taxi that took me to the airport.
I am now here in Ireland starting a new life.

[Kaylyne Grant @kayenini]

@gauty23 Hi

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@Andrewyeahnah Haha

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Oh boy some of these jokes are just sad!!!!

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@vince05656201 😂

[Kaylyne Grant @kayenini]

What's in his Gun do you think? I thought thickened cream..... 😀

[Kaylyne Grant @kayenini]

I Love Lucy. Classic comedy. 😍🤣

[Kaylyne Grant @kayenini]

I just had a lightbulb moment. It was a bright idea. But sadly at my age I forgot it as quickly as it came to me. This getting old sucks. Well I think it does..... I'm not sure. Where was I? Who am I? 🫤😳

[Kaylyne Grant @kayenini]

I really do love cheese.

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👍😊

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So adorable. 😍

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This morning I can see.

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Fun of a blackout last night.

[Kaylyne Grant @kayenini]

You know how American ships' names begin with "USS", which stands for "United States Service."

Then there are British ships, which names begin with "HMS" for "Her Majesty's Service."
So why do Italian ships' names start with "AMB"? "Att-sa My Boat!

[Kaylyne Grant @kayenini]

Never guess but I am very bored today. So why not have a laugh at this with me. I scare myself sometimes. 😳🤣

[Kaylyne Grant @kayenini]

Tweet Tweet day and night
To bring the laughs for your delight
It's with love and caring that I do
So come on now and Follow too
I'll lead you down the garden path
We will laugh until it's dark
Then I'll sleep till we meet
Then we'll laugh again and Tweet
https://t.co/Xfg27Ib7zO

[Kaylyne Grant @kayenini]

@smilingwillhelp 😂😂

[Kaylyne Grant @kayenini]

What do you call a possum laying in the middle of the road?

Obviously, it is a Himalayan possum.

After all, you did find Himalayan in the middle of the road...