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FRIEND: Can you explain sports to me?
ME: Sure. Imagine you loved someone. Like you REALLY loved them. And every year they cheated on you. Every single year. But then you kept going back. That's sports.
FRIEND: ...I meant like tell me the rules.
ME: Those are the rules.