katie

[katie @kayf1n]

one thing that needs to be studied is why do middle aged white women always feel the need to whisper about black people like they have to know damn well their thoughts and opinions are setting us back as a country lol

[katie @kayf1n]

@bhartlaub_ yes but that's not soon enough lol

[katie @kayf1n]

i just want to be drunk singing and dancing to chappell roan with a bunch of other women, even if it's at a straight wedding is that too much to ask for lol

[katie @kayf1n]

remember everyone deserves to earn a livable wage, even this dickhead 🙄

[katie @kayf1n]

@booootycakes yeah i know you hiked once and you're like that was cool and all but never again fuck that shit lol

[katie @kayf1n]

i wish i was a white person who loved hiking, the views look great but i know that shit is too strenuous for me lol

[katie @kayf1n]

send help, my older coworkers will not stop talking about the beginning of the pandemic.. i stg this is a weekly occurrence, i just need to WFH already lol

[katie @kayf1n]

no more than 30 seconds after Brady walks away from me when we are at a bar, of course this guy decides to squeeze my arm to get my attention and compliment my tattoos and I just shot him a glare and said nothing but man that was fuckin weird

[katie @kayf1n]

pretty sick and tired of not having my hands tattooed 😤

[katie @kayf1n]

get you a man who gets you your fave specific sweet fixation for vday. one year it was five boxes of fruit gushers. this year it's a dozen mcdonald's chocolate chip cookies lol

[katie @kayf1n]

glad i continued working out consistently for the past year so i could reach my goal of being as strong as a 16 year boy who just stepped foot in a gym for the first time 🥲

[katie @kayf1n]

@bhartlaub_ you're my twin, bitch who else would i talk to as much lmao

[katie @kayf1n]

i wish those claymation christmas movies would resonate with me like they do with most people but claymation absolutely terrified me as a kid so i refused to watch them lmao

[katie @kayf1n]

yeah i'm surprised at how many people i know that do coke but I'm also surprised at how many people i know that actually like limp bizkit

[katie @kayf1n]

god i wish i worked from home so I wouldn't have to deal with my middle aged coworker's teenaged girl on and off again attitude every other day 🙃

[katie @kayf1n]

how many times do we have to tell you dumb fuckin hillbillies no one is trying to take your legal hunting rifles for the love of god shut up lol

[katie @kayf1n]

if you see me outside walking with a bunch of overly cheery middle aged ladies, mind your business i have a sedentary job in a windowless room, i need the exercise and sun lol

[katie @kayf1n]

@bhartlaub_

[katie @kayf1n]

"they believe anything that fits their narrative" is the best way to put it for the boomers who literally believe anything such as schools accommodating kids with litter boxes 🤦‍♀️

[katie @kayf1n]

maxed out on the leg press machine yesterday only to be quickly humbled by almost dropping a dumbbell on my head today lol