delicious baby

somewhere in me car

[delicious baby @kayfromalaska]

had to immortalize this most legendary comment made by a (very evidently!) alaskan youth on twitter during a spar

[delicious baby @kayfromalaska]

@sarahbellepalsy the trauma because you’ll eventually see clearly that you made the right choice. but if you stay it will only deteriorate you further.

[Maya Angelique👑 @moneyymaya]

Feeling very…

[delicious baby @kayfromalaska]

NPR: Most of us view the future through rose-tinted glasses. We will win awards, have talented children, and live long lives.

Me, serious AF smoking my weed pen driving home: Damn straight. that is so true about me.

[delicious baby @kayfromalaska]

@BaadDood LOL

[delicious baby @kayfromalaska]

my mom’s time has come

[YURTIE @michnessAK]

if anyone has old/extra bingo dabbers i need some for my classroom!

[BriAnne 🌸💕 @brihindthescene]

why the fuck would you post this i’m sobbing at work

[delicious baby @kayfromalaska]

why isn’t there a drive through soup hut.. like here’s your baked potato soup and some bread. i want that for me

[delicious baby @kayfromalaska]

if astrology is fake then tell me why i, a virgo moon, am spot VACUUMING my front porch on my day off… sorry men take the day off. astrology is real and I’ve got the manual labor covered too.

[delicious baby @kayfromalaska]

@indiaddiejones finally

[delicious baby @kayfromalaska]

driving home from my job at the bar and I swerve to avoid hitting a cotton-tailed rabbit, then swerved the other way to avoid hitting a spotted baby doe. and all i can think is. jesus christ. the pacific northwest is so cottagecore.

[delicious baby @kayfromalaska]

@randolph5of5 @sairasameerarao okay randolf… go off baby 😂

[delicious baby @kayfromalaska]

@RedeemDeezNutz @4443smallz @FlowerGangstar @barbscass very true. he knew it was only a matter of time before he’d become recognizable

[delicious baby @kayfromalaska]

every time we touch by cascada while i make art with my cursor on MS paint

[delicious baby @kayfromalaska]

@Spvcedawg the improper use of your really sends it LOL

[delicious baby @kayfromalaska]

everything in my genetic makeup says i should be amazing at tweeting. i should be making everyone laugh and being witty. but i’m not. i’m so bad at it and it makes no sense. i’m gonna try HARDER!!!!!

[delicious baby @kayfromalaska]

@_Floggnaw_ @dianelyssa he isn’t responding to tweets abt the fact that she’d not wealthy because he’s embarrassed to come off like the true idiot he is

[delicious baby @kayfromalaska]

stand up for what you believe in #chelseacutler

[Carolina @carolinaaley]

just when i was starting to lose faith in humanity 🥲