Kayla Gallagher 👑

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[Kayla Gallagher 👑 @kaygally]

Went from double fisting vodka clubs to baby bottles real quick

[Kayla Gallagher 👑 @kaygally]

Nothing says proud to be an American like eating a repulsive amount and now laying in bed in pain

[Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito]

Supreme Court my ass

[Kayla Gallagher 👑 @kaygally]

If I drop something on the floor after doing legs it’s staying there for 2-3 business days

[Kayla Gallagher 👑 @kaygally]

I either wake up violently I’ll after drinking or wake up have a glass of chocolate milk and I’m on my way

[Lance Gooden @Lancegooden]

President Trump warned us Joe Biden would cause the stock market to crash, 401(k)s to shrink, and gas prices to skyrocket.

[Kayla Gallagher 👑 @kaygally]

I told my boyfriend a guy at the store I was at was flirting with me and gave my free rainbow cookies and he said what did he look like and I said idk bro I got free cookies I didn’t look at him😂

[Kayla Gallagher 👑 @kaygally]

@DanLaMorte I decided to have twins the year a global pandemic broke out. How do you think I feel? 😂😂😂

[Kayla Gallagher 👑 @kaygally]

I bet you covid tried to enter my body and the level of lexapro and Xanax in me it was like nah not this bitch.

[Kayla Gallagher 👑 @kaygally]

Maybe I was holding onto what I thought you were.

But when you think to hard, eventually it starts to hurt.

[Kayla Gallagher 👑 @kaygally]

My kids aren’t even 2 yet and I’m sitting here crying because one day they are going to grow up and leave home 😂

[Kayla Gallagher 👑 @kaygally]

My heart is biggest strength and weekness

[Kayla Gallagher 👑 @kaygally]

When I don’t have the girls in the car I’m a whole ass different person.

[Kayla Gallagher 👑 @kaygally]

I woke up at 6 worked out showered drank water and now I’m about to puke. It’s like my body is rejecting waking up before 10am

[Kayla Gallagher 👑 @kaygally]

@ashcashhhhh Stoppp I love her

[Kayla Gallagher 👑 @kaygally]

I grew up with a house that was never over 65 degrees year round so now in the winter I swear to death when keith puts the heat on 70 😂

[Kayla Gallagher 👑 @kaygally]

Twin flame but the love burned out. I’m still shaken by the way it turned out.

[Kayla Gallagher 👑 @kaygally]

My mom is at my house so much she knows the name of all of my neighbors dogs lol

[Kayla Gallagher 👑 @kaygally]

I got my peaches out in Georgia

[Kayla Gallagher 👑 @kaygally]

I know zeroooo about football and always pick the right team to win lmao

[Kayla Gallagher 👑 @kaygally]

I’m actually crying bc bob saget died