Kay 💎

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

I hope the next global trend is critical thinking

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

It’s a sign of great respect in toddler culture if they draw a picture for you.

[Trophy Husband 🏆 @Brian_onX]

My wife will drink enough caffeine to kill a horse, binge a murder documentary, and then look me dead in the eye and say...

"I'm having a lot of anxiety today."

[maya @mayaviatwitta]

we’ll jump off that bridge when we get to it

[wealthmoose @wealthmoose]

📌 $6 billion to Ukraine since taking office.🇺🇦

$78 billion deficit this year alone.
$55 billion in interest payments.
$7-8 billion in annual foreign aid.
$3.2 billion to bail out condo developers.

For Canadians: 🇨🇦

$1.29 a day in grocery relief.
Record food bank usage.
Homelessness up 62%.
Dollar at a 14-month low.

The only G20 nation in recession.
This is not a government that ran out of money.

This is a government that decided Canadians come last.

Every. Single. Time.

#CdnPoli #Carney #Canada #Recession #ForeignAid

[Jayde @Jayde8700]

Mark Carney is destroying this country.

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

Going to the beach is 99% getting ready for the beach and 1% enjoying the beach.

[Ezgi 👩🏻‍💻 @ezgicodes]

Canadians wait all winter for summer just to hate it after 3 hot days.

[Link Lauren @itslinklauren]

Everything I’ve learned about Taylor Swift’s wedding I’ve learned against my will

[Mark Palmer @MarketPalmer_]

Your 30s are for raising a family while growing in your career and settling into a home as you save for retirement and find time and funds to travel and stay involved in your hobbies and be there for your friends' special moments and cooking your own meals while keeping a regular fitness routine and a clean house and still getting enough sleep to function.

[Mikael @mikael_jibril]

A friday full of blessings —

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

is it normal to have inside jokes with yourself that you laugh at subconsciously or is that schizophrenia

[null @nullpointered]

This is the female equivalent of posing with a fish they caught, it’s beautiful

[Charlie Ledger @CharlieLedgerX]

I’m chronically online in a different and more sophisticated way than you are

[madison (top 0.1% on sudoku) @madsmotionless]

Makes me better at bowling

[Buck @BuckOnTwidder]

if you can hold 3 jobs, hit a few perfect trades, keep expenses low and then nail that parlay you can live the lifestyle of a moderately successful plumber in the 1970s

[blaire @pissshit90001]

I am literally never drinking again until around maybe Friday at 7pm

[Andrew Lynch @andrewglynch]

if a toddler puts a sticker on you, that’s a sign of great respect in their culture

[Rachel Edwards @underthenettle]

if you're ever struggling to make plans with your friends, this works btw

[rain⁷ is seeing BTS in INDIA 2027 🇮🇳 @coqmyg]

happy father's day to all the eldest daughters