Kristen Hoffman-Lura

I’m here to avoid friends on Facebook.

[Kristen Hoffman-Lura @kayhoff523]

@t_witlessHen18 Yup

[Kristen Hoffman-Lura @kayhoff523]

@xxxstrucid Okay... "Lil junior" which is it... Lil? Or junior? 🤣🤣🤣

[Kristen Hoffman-Lura @kayhoff523]

This is the year that there's no black Friday. Cause nobody wants to work so you can get a petty deal. None of us want to work for Thanksgiving. Us service workers are sick of missing out so you can indulge, and then complain. #serviceindustry #bartender #restaurantlife

[Kristen Hoffman-Lura @kayhoff523]

@AmazonHelp That link just simply opened up my Amazon app. I just wanted my sister to get a jbl clip for Christmas. That's it. And after 10 plus people I've talked to... They said... TOO BAD! I Video Surveillance of NO Amazon driver entering the mail room that day in her very secure complex.

[Kristen Hoffman-Lura @kayhoff523]

@amazon 2 times I had a package not show up. But because your "geo codes" says the driver was there... I get no package... Two times.

Not a single person is able to help me. All over a 60 dollar speaker. Thanks Amazon. Say goodbye to a loyal customer. Grosses me out I ever was.

[Kristen Hoffman-Lura @kayhoff523]

@frankieVWCCO why you lispin?

[Kristen Hoffman-Lura @kayhoff523]

@Sir_Geo10 @POTUS One of the best right now? Are there more right now?

[Kristen Hoffman-Lura @kayhoff523]

@norisblackbook Um... What the shit

[Kristen Hoffman-Lura @kayhoff523]

@GisellFlowers_ You look ridiculous.

[Kristen Hoffman-Lura @kayhoff523]

@fnv23456 Yeah... Because when you get married it totally changes appearance

[Kristen Hoffman-Lura @kayhoff523]

@SirSly Sly. Please come to varsity. I just bought the tix.

[Kristen Hoffman-Lura @kayhoff523]

@TimMcNiff1 @ElleryTV Sorry Tim mcniff.. I'm sure it was all. In good fun. I could tell she was just taken aback in the moment by the comment. Have a good day!

[Kristen Hoffman-Lura @kayhoff523]

@xxxstrucid Awwwww somebody has hurt feelings for no reason. Take a nap little baby.

[Kristen Hoffman-Lura @kayhoff523]

#skol

[Kristen Hoffman-Lura @kayhoff523]

@xxxstrucid What is this in relation too? Are you lost in the Twitterverse?

[Kristen Hoffman-Lura @kayhoff523]

@DrTonySFauci @writeya_ @ShaunKe37113146 @barstoolsports I think you're confused...

[Kristen Hoffman-Lura @kayhoff523]

@Cursed_Flower__ @ShaunKe37113146 @barstoolsports Doesn't make it less pathetic though!

[Kristen Hoffman-Lura @kayhoff523]

@BeCivil21 @ShaunKe37113146 @barstoolsports Don't tell me about illiteracy when you can see my name spelt right in front of you, yet still spell it wrong.

[Kristen Hoffman-Lura @kayhoff523]

@ShaunKe37113146 @barstoolsports You realize... This is a completely odd location to post your toddler in a costume... Right? 😬

[Kristen Hoffman-Lura @kayhoff523]

@ShaunKe37113146 @barstoolsports The fuck?

[Kristen Hoffman-Lura @kayhoff523]

@GPs_Ghost_994 @jamessmurray @tacomacomedy @spokanecc Wtf you sick fuck

[Kristen Hoffman-Lura @kayhoff523]

@karyns4 @TMZ She can abandon him if she wants if he keeps spiraling.