kirsty 🫧

ill do it now in a minute. Manchester United fan ⚽️

[Billie @Billie_T]

SIR DJED SPENCE

[Flo @Flootoutcourt]

"c'est la nuit on va ouvrir les fenêtres pour faire rentrer la fraîcheur"

[Leigh @leighparker_x]

With hot weather, I wish some people would have the common courtesy to wear deodorant 🤢

[Jum @JesterJum]

The longer I live on this planet, the more i understand why geese just randomly attack people.

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Americans explaining to Brits how 38°C (100.4°F) isn’t hot while living in air conditioned detached houses made of wood.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Bringing the surf to the world stage 🤩🏄‍♂️

#FIFAWorldCup 🇧🇷

[ITV Football @itvfootball]

"Back in the GROOVE" 🕺

Cunha rockets home a worldie to double Brazil's lead over Haiti

[S @stx4__]

yeah tomorrow is MY hydration break 😂

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

It started with a phone call.
It ended with eternal adoration.

🇧🇷 'Farewell Casemiro', a tribute film devoted to our outgoing Brazil midfielder: coming soon...

❤️ @Casemiro

[Jb Film Tv @Jbfilmtv]

This doesn’t look good for football, I can see that Messi got away with an obvious red card on the world stage is a disgrace…

[Gol Garra @ElGolGarracol]

Yo apoyando a Cabo Verde sin saber en qué parte del planeta está ubicado.

[senfre @senfre_]

I used to play Xbox 360 late into the morning when I was in school. My parents found out and started turning the router off at night.

Amazingly they didn’t require a parliamentary majority and royal assent.

[AJ @ajdeluxe_]

"He better not kill her" - me watching a show called 'my husband who killed me'

[Scott Bryan @scottygb]

BBC: “What was your screen time?”

Student: “Nine hours.”

BBC: “You’re gong to have a lot more time to fill. What will you do?”

Student: “Stare at a wall.”

[george @StokeyyG2]

John McGinn after Fabrizio Romano somehow got his name wrong 😂😂😂

[ɴᴀᴅɪ.🤍 @luvblessingz]

My favorite part of reality tv is when someone goes “I never said that” and then they play a compilation of every time the did in fact say that.

[Charlotte @Charpercy84]

People like this really piss me off. Trying to get someone sacked over a shit fucking fence. State of the fence and u are crying about it to get the guy in trouble. Put some nails it in and get on with your life!!!

[Rob Pizzola @robpizzola]

Years ago a guy told me he eats kiwi with the skin on because the skin is loaded with nutrients. I thought he was out of his mind. Tried it once and never went back. Skin on kiwi is the move and I will not be taking questions.

[Real Madrid C.F. @realmadrid]

👋 ¡Bienvenido, Mourinho! 👋

[Premier League @premierleague]

The best match from the 2025/26 season, as voted by YOU 🫵

🔴@Arsenal 2-3 @ManUtd ⚫️

https://t.co/WhEOpy1OFt