kayj (*˘︶˘*).｡.:*♡

[Red @kcunique_]

I could never have all this affection for a man that plays in my friend’s face. You have my friend crying too much and I’ll hate you, even if she loves you

[baber @bakerbakerbaker]

theyre landing at ohare

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

If I gotta get recorded at your food truck
I'm not coming

[ugly fugly @lilemzivert]

vote yes to jorts on women

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

there is absolutely no universe where the person who dysregulates ur nervous system is the love of your life

[Jamey @Jamey_Lamey]

In my free time ive been hunting sprites on fortnite like pokemon....

[swinky @swinkying]

we’re making out passionately but it’s just as Friends so it’s okay :)

[ale 🐞 @stonedinurattic]

when is neglected daughter day

[m :) @vuse_lover]

It’s so hard to want a rich boyfriend when bartenders look like that

[kayj (*˘︶˘*).｡.:*♡ @kayjjoy]

I can’t go on love island because i cannot be seen during my luteal phase

[geo @geo__jpg]

I think I need a major life change soon

[sean @digbickbabes]

developed a crush on my hookup bc he put my vape on the charger when i fell asleep

[puter @modelocigarette]

coughing so hard I throw up in the sink as a hobby

[zane firehammer @killlikebutton]

My kid vapes but he’s only allowed the ones with no screen on it

[m 🧚🏻‍♀️ @spelunky_]

i fucking hate the heat. i hate sweating. summer lovers are freaks. don’t ask me to do anything outside if its over 80 degrees unless it’s after 6pm & i am so serious. this is the worst

[kayj (*˘︶˘*).｡.:*♡ @kayjjoy]

I wish i lived in new york so i could get laid tonight

[nazzo @nazzobetweeting]

you people are the most annoying human beings on earth

[kayj (*˘︶˘*).｡.:*♡ @kayjjoy]

Everytime i see that post about men being tired of seeing women in jorts, it makes me wanna wear them more and sleep in them and wear them to the bar and wear them to the pool and wear them to the gym and

[Gabrielle @gabbilicious04]

establishing dominance by being the naked window neighbor