Karissa Jean

[Bridger Winegar @bridger_w]

Do not invite me over unless you have one of these on every surface of your home

[Bridger Winegar @bridger_w]

Something I'll never understand is why I am allowed to operate a motor vehicle

[Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad]

A job is more than a paycheck. It's also a place where you cry in the bathroom

[Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad]

Saw a guy park his car & then kiss his dog on the head before going in to grocery shop. This tweet is here to cleanse your timeline

[Lauren Duca @laurenduca]

Have you ever briefly considered printing an email just so you could crumple it up and throw it in the garbage

[Karissa Jean @kayjkincaid]

Coming back to work the Monday after Thanksgiving feels a lot like Rachel must have felt when Gunther told her she needed to be “retrained”

[Karissa Jean @kayjkincaid]

Sometimes I take my Ulta returns back in Sephora bags as a power move

[Austin Kleon @austinkleon]

“...forget all that; take wider views of the universe.”
—Thoreau, April 2, 1852

[Karissa Jean @kayjkincaid]

👏🏽 👏🏽 👏🏽 https://t.co/hwZYlyhcNj

[Kaitlyn Schiess @KaitlynSchiess]

You don't have to exploit women to treat them as sexual objects.

You can fear them, avoid them, & marginalize them for the same reason.

[NOT A WOLF @SICKOFWOLVES]

LET 2018 BE THE YEAR IN WHICH YOU LEARN TO ACCEPT PRAISE FROM THOSE THAT LOVE YOU AND STOP STRIVING FOR THE APPROVAL OF A PACK OF WILD DOGS THAT ROAMS YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD AT NIGHT

[Karissa Jean @kayjkincaid]

The negative impact of political Twitter has been 97% redeemed by book recommendation threads 📚

[Karissa Jean @kayjkincaid]

@msafable Was perusing this at the airport last weekend and was pleasantly surprised by the quality of Hanks' storytelling voice. 🙌🏽

[Austin Kleon @austinkleon]

🙏

“...just
pay attention, then patch
a few words together and don’t try
to make them elaborate, this isn’t
a contest but the doorway
into thanks”

—Mary Oliver, “Praying”

[Karissa Jean @kayjkincaid]

Instead of trying to write anything worth reading I may as well give up and just refer people to Zadie Smith https://t.co/Sm4s6sHkzc

[Karissa Jean @kayjkincaid]

I'm on episode six and I need to know if there's going to be a montage of the kids riding on their bicycles in triumph. If not I'm quitting

[Karissa Jean @kayjkincaid]

@CaraThurman

[Karissa Jean @kayjkincaid]

@hollyd19 @dog_feelings It's the only thing that's brought me through the murky waters of political twitter

[Karissa Jean @kayjkincaid]

@msafable

[Karissa Jean @kayjkincaid]

@KevinTPorter It should be a holiday.