Kaylen Hilsenkopf

beef jerky is too expensive

[lord gabber @emimeetsworld]

oh my fucking god you actually have to get home and make dinner with ingredients you buy for dinner and you have to cook it and the next day you have to make dinner again and again and do another food shop and more dinner and it’s every fucking day like this

[Kaylen Hilsenkopf @kaykayblonde]

Crying listening to your album. You are missed @MacMiller 💔

[samantha @milkygoddess]

my boyfriend really do be my best friend

[Harry Hill @veryharryhill]

Me bored as fuck in Joe’s glass box while he’s out getting food and helping random children

[in charge of the girls @AmeriKraut]

january rent watching all your christmas and new years eve plans

[relatable @byreIatable]

This dogs tail is more talented than I will ever be

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

One way I get boys to leave me alone when I go out is by wearing heels. Hear me out. It sounds simple. But when I wear heels I am taller than 80% of the male population. It makes them feel weird and they approach me less. Write this down

[༄bb༅ @babydaddybri]

ppl that say shit to tall girls about wearing heels when they’re already tall stay mad

[Kaylen Hilsenkopf @kaykayblonde]

Wow nothing grinds my gears more than buying bubble bath that doesn’t heckin BUBBLE

[Abigail Burt @abgburt]

her: I wonder if he’s out cheating on me

him:

[Sara @itsSaraSQ]

I didnt poop i peed 😭😭😭

[molls balls @mollita13]

He’s ready to risk it all

[Kaylen Hilsenkopf @kaykayblonde]

@gabbipasco1 😂😂😂 I’m game. Poor babies!

[Kaylen Hilsenkopf @kaykayblonde]

@gabbipasco1 Oh hell no

[LaLaLyds @LaLa_Lyds]

My husband just walked in, told the dog how cute he is, and how much he loves him. Held his face in his hands, stared into his eyes, and gave him forehead kisses. Then left the room.
I'm sitting right next to the dog.

[Braggadocious⚡️ @ShwazeCollins]

Son i die laughing everytime i see this shit

[alli @Allisonnwebster]

with all the sex trafficking going on id like to share what happened to me last week when i was targeted so we know what to look out for. i live in san diego but it’s going on everywhere