Kay Koch

Actress. Musician. Puppeteer. Writer. (She/Her)

[Kay Koch @kaykoch]

@thinksecure27 @NWSL @madebygoogle @ORLPride @thekccurrent @WashSpirit @GothamFC @JessicaBerman1 Mild adjustment: both teams ARE afforded rest, but it would seem to hand an unfair advantage
(extra day's rest) to the Pride and KC.

My best guess is venue availability.

[Kay Koch @kaykoch]

It would appear they're holding kickoff at Red Bull for the conclusion of #WASvBAY #NWSL

[Kay Koch @kaykoch]

@GalPalSports It's a giant Price is Right Plinko board?

[Kay Koch @kaykoch]

Yup. I got misty.

Love you, Sinc. ❤️🇨🇦

[Portland Thorns FC @ThornsFC]

85' | THE GOAT IN FRONT OF THE HOME CROWD!! 🐐

🌹 5 - 0 🏔️ x #WChampionsCup

[Kay Koch @kaykoch]

Well, well. Sure, Pride rested over half their regular starters, but an undefeated season is lost regardless. Hines prioritized rotation, which... fair enough.

We'll see how this strategy plays out down the final stretch...

[National Women’s Soccer League @NWSL]

THE PORTLAND THORNS DID THAT

[Kay Koch @kaykoch]

@eads_elizabeth @WomensGameMIB @ThornsFC Still a regular season game. Still ended an undefeated season.

[Kay Koch @kaykoch]

Almost positive this is so she can go to the Northern Super League. No insider info, just my gut reaction.

[Portland Thorns FC @ThornsFC]

📰 | We've announced that Karina LeBlanc will transition out of her role as Thorns General Manager following the conclusion of the 2024 NWSL season.

More here: https://t.co/6HfbqxQQGF

[Kay Koch @kaykoch]

I don't think I will ever quite get over the fact that the new Shield IS (and can be carried like) a shield. Well done #NWSL. Fantastic fix from that embarrassing... dinner plate? Turkey tray? Catering silver service?

[Kay Koch @kaykoch]

To say things escalated quick here would be... quite an understatement. 🎉 Haven't seen Gotham pop off like this in a LONG time. ⚽⚽⚽⚽⚽

... and then, as a little bonus, a Kundananji meltdown over... *checks notes* being subbed off?

That chair never saw it coming, yo. #NWSL

[Kay Koch @kaykoch]

@GayerSkittles Pissed off about a no-call in her clash with Freeman. Also was clearly displeased to be subbed off. Took her frustration out on the sideline equipment and stormed off to the lockers. Wild.

[Kay Koch @kaykoch]

What. Is. This. Pitch. #NWSL

[Kay Koch @kaykoch]

Seeing all these pissed KC fans, but ya'll? Gotham's goal wasn't directly off that contact with the ref. When you stop to flail your arms instead of playing to the whistle, you're asking for bad things to happen.

Assume the call isn't coming. KEEP. GOING. #NWSL

[Kay Koch @kaykoch]

@EmCAnderson Flan. It's a flan.

[Kay Koch @kaykoch]

@Cloud9GOTH Didn't stick around long enough to get super involved- security, to their credit, stepped in. Individual in question was mingling with the visitors in 122-123. Not overtly wearing Royals gear (or ANY WoSo swag frankly) but THIS is EXACTLY why that front of kit isn't "harmless."

[Kay Koch @kaykoch]

Just in case you were one of those people who thought the @Cloud9GOTH statement about the front of kit sponsor for Utah was out of line? I would like to point to the jackass in a MAGA hat causing scenes on the Concourse during halftime at this Gotham match... #NWSL

[Kay Koch @kaykoch]

Oh my... And the Go90 flashbacks are STRONG. #NWSL

[Kay Koch @kaykoch]

"Not only does she make jokes, she's incredibly funny..."

Yes. It often helps if you are capable of bringing the funny when doing the jokes. Follow Mike for more humor tips. 😏 #NWSL

[Kay Koch @kaykoch]

FFS. Not this garbage pitch surface nearly shredding O'Sullivan's ankle. #NWSL

[Kay Koch @kaykoch]

Wiiiiiiiildly harsh red.

#NWSL

[Kay Koch @kaykoch]

"Audio mix woes" really fighting "crap pitch surface" for worst/most embarrassing aspect of this broadcast rn. 😐 #NWSL