Last week I placed a $50 @jimmyjohns order through their app. When our order hadn’t arrived, we contacted the restaurant who told us they were out of bread and would not be filling our order. They said they would void the transaction and hung up on us.
Dearest mother —
The battleground has called for my glorious return. I’m thrilled to say, I shall heed that call.
I have reenlisted.
While my sidearm is permanently holstered — I shall help train other young men to be great soldiers. Please send care packages of squirrel oil and skunk cakes to our basecamp at Stanford. I love you.
— Andrew
Just picked up my kids from their sporty kids after school program where they play different sports each day.
I ask her“what sport did u play today?”
She says “u have to guess. It’s the sport u failed at”
“Basketball”I guessed
“No football! U remember u lost the big game”
Shoutout to the physicians that tell nurse practitioners it’s ok to feel overwhelmed sometimes because they also feel overwhelmed from time to time vs. making us feel inferior/inadequate 🙃😇