McFlyMD

Oxford comma or die; (opinions=mine only); #goodtrouble; response to non-workday hour meetings: I'm not available after work ends.

[AirBuddDwyer @AirBuddDwyer]

Hank Hill - Ignition (remix) [R Kelly cover]

[McFlyMD @kayla_mcfly]

@Thekillerbro177 @Joshifyed1 @daRubberDuckiee You always have an option, my man.

[McFlyMD @kayla_mcfly]

@yourgrace1776 @PoppedNews Gen X and millennials.

[McFlyMD @kayla_mcfly]

@MattyDread 😂😂😂😂

[McFlyMD @kayla_mcfly]

@samtripoli Wait, Tony was married to a woman?

[McFlyMD @kayla_mcfly]

@SawdOff_Samurai @daRubberDuckiee I'd say most businesses have that as a baseline goal: maximize procit

[McFlyMD @kayla_mcfly]

@violavain @brittain_drew @daRubberDuckiee That's true. They do.

[McFlyMD @kayla_mcfly]

@brittain_drew @violavain @daRubberDuckiee See, I like to submit my order at my own pace, get 30-40% off, and then get my order.

[McFlyMD @kayla_mcfly]

@WizardEye_12 @unique_anonym @violavain @daRubberDuckiee Minimum wage is supposed to be the minimum wage needed to provide shelter, warmth, food, clean water, transportation, communication, and child needs. These are all mandatory in this age. Minimum wage is literally supposed to be adequate, not poverty.

[McFlyMD @kayla_mcfly]

@Missymoodle69 @daRubberDuckiee So, you don't think of adolescents as valuable humans who should be paid for their time? Or just less valuable than adults? It seems like to have a problem w all McD's or all fast food employees at large. Don't forget your windbreaker. Fvcking cold way up there.

[McFlyMD @kayla_mcfly]

@NPC00767480 @gamedevactual @daRubberDuckiee Arby's and McDonald's have nearly identical total cycle times and service cycle times.

[McFlyMD @kayla_mcfly]

@McMfog @gamedevactual @daRubberDuckiee McDonald's has excellent customer service.

[McFlyMD @kayla_mcfly]

@cupcakesNar15s @gamedevactual @daRubberDuckiee McD's was the first fast food chain to provide nutritional info, to adopt salad at customer request, to give healthier options for kids, to franchise stores and give owners artistic and operational involvement, to use efficient prep systems, etc. McD4POTUS

[McFlyMD @kayla_mcfly]

@peeps5993 @Xaytoolit @gamedevactual @AdultHumanAstro @daRubberDuckiee You know the menu and staff inside *also* performed all those tasks, right? Now, you don't have to tell a human to stop being pushy. You can just scroll right on.

[McFlyMD @kayla_mcfly]

@Thekillerbro177 @Joshifyed1 @daRubberDuckiee They do. They can choose not to use the app, and in exchange, they get no deals.

[McFlyMD @kayla_mcfly]

@BasedStraussian @daRubberDuckiee Plus, McD's has *the* best reward system. It's basically 40% off every order. There's so much free stuff. It guarantees your order is correct. Gives you time to mull. P.S. you don't have to order at the kiosk.

[McFlyMD @kayla_mcfly]

@BasedStraussian @daRubberDuckiee They ask if you're using the app 1) bc you can give them a code to earn points if you're just gonna order at the drive thru and 2) if you've placed your order, you give them a code so they know who's here and ready for their food.

[McFlyMD @kayla_mcfly]

@jimfactsfacts22 @Daveay7 Don't you have a drinking game to attend to?

[McFlyMD @kayla_mcfly]

@MolestedConch @wafflenbaitshop @Anna1431018 What do you have against dildos, my man?

[McFlyMD @kayla_mcfly]

@akingoffools @wafflenbaitshop @Anna1431018 Love does that.