kayla

the girl that loses everything

[kayla @kaylaaraffertyy]

i was just told my aesthetic is a messy bun, wine, and an episode of the housewives and now i can die

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Let me settle this once and for all. The pizza capital of the United States is New Haven Ct. Anybody who says otherwise is wrong.

[kayla @kaylaaraffertyy]

@nikkicina mookie has an affinity for wine corks, twist ties and lighters....
hates all of his 20000 toys

[kayla @kaylaaraffertyy]

in first grade bubs had show and tell and she brought me in as her show and tell object..... she said she would still choose me to show and tell today

[kayla @kaylaaraffertyy]

you ever watch a car swerve soooo close to another car and miss by a literal inch and quickly swerve away and think that an angel pushed them away from each other??

[kayla @kaylaaraffertyy]

twin telepathy is real

[kayla @kaylaaraffertyy]

@leesh_raff i don’t want this state.... 7 months til i move

[kayla @kaylaaraffertyy]

i’m convinced that people who don’t need coffee to start their day are all serial killers

[kayla @kaylaaraffertyy]

@leesh_raff What does this mean?

[kayla @kaylaaraffertyy]

sam and i just legit argued about whether or not we would want to own Mars.... what would you do?

[kayla @kaylaaraffertyy]

@leesh_raff i think i knew we would be roommates forever.. the question is did Sam realize he’d be attached to u bc I’m attached to you?????

[kayla @kaylaaraffertyy]

@AliciaRafferty like when someone writes??? i do that!!! 😔😔😔

[kayla @kaylaaraffertyy]

@AliciaRafferty idk but i’ll punch em

[kayla @kaylaaraffertyy]

sam will be here in less than a week and after a whole 5 months apart, i think the next 5 days will be the longest days I’ve ever lived

[kayla @kaylaaraffertyy]

@allisonnoblee ugh the horrors 😖

[kayla @kaylaaraffertyy]

@madmagz_ @erivers13 both of you come visit me 😭

[kayla @kaylaaraffertyy]

2 years later and i’m watching the housewives, w a messy bun, and drinking wine..... at least i’m consistent— also upgraded from barefoot wine to Josh wine so that’s good right??

[kayla @kaylaaraffertyy]

i was just told my aesthetic is a messy bun, wine, and an episode of the housewives and now i can die

[kayla @kaylaaraffertyy]

@nikkicina you could take a page out of Chad’s book and send her an email 😂😂😂

[kayla @kaylaaraffertyy]

@AliciaRafferty oh wow thank goodness

[kayla @kaylaaraffertyy]

@AliciaRafferty gotta quit it gf!!!

[kayla @kaylaaraffertyy]

my cat used to wake me up just to feed him... now he wakes me up when he’s bored of watching me sleep and i’m pissed about it