Kayla Bartman

Honest, humored motherhood.

[Kayla Bartman @kaylabarty]

@BartmanFarms If it’s not pink, we don’t want it.

[Kayla Bartman @kaylabarty]

@BartmanFarms @Gesinkable @OutKickTNML

[Kayla Bartman @kaylabarty]

@Gesinkable @OutKickTNML To make matters worse… I’m surrounded by neighbors who are even more over the top than ole Tim. And after 10 years, @BartmanFarms still hasn’t adjusted to the town nice lawn code

[Kayla Bartman @kaylabarty]

@Gesinkable @OutKickTNML Could be worse….

[Kayla Bartman @kaylabarty]

@BartmanFarms @bigalbert_ I’m cringing at this.

[Kayla Bartman @kaylabarty]

@BartmanFarms How long did you spend trying to find this clip?🙄

[Kayla Bartman @kaylabarty]

I had another kid. She’s a month old. Just bought my first coffee. Now THAT is a village.

[Kayla Bartman @kaylabarty]

Stella is 3 weeks old today and I just cooked my first meal. And that, my friends, is what you call a village.

[Kayla Bartman @kaylabarty]

I’ve been talking to my girls about the different ways God talks to us…

Tucking my 4yo in tonight and she goes - “Mom, I heard Jesus in my heart when I was golfing with dad. But he was singing to me.”

Me - “ooh, what song?”

4yo - “I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL” 🥴😅

[Allie Beth Stuckey @conservmillen]

REALITY CHECK: Women’s fear of being unable to get baby formula will affect the vote this fall far more than women’s fear of being unable to get an abortion.

[CoachTube.com @thecoachtube]

Legendary speech from Coach K 🐐

“When you’re tired what do you start thinking about? You.”

“Be as tough as your mothers, they show up all the time, we need to show up all the time.”

[Kayla Bartman @kaylabarty]

I spilled my wine on the carpet while building a tower with my 5yo. We both responded with “GUY!” at the same time. Never been so proud of myself... But now I’m wondering how the middle child and I would respond to the same situation.

[Kayla Bartman @kaylabarty]

@BartmanFarms @DeWeezy11 @PatMcAfeeShow ...and to think I was about to end my strike and fold your laundry🙄

[Kayla Bartman @kaylabarty]

@derekkeizer Thought I was reading a description of my middle daughter😅... Happy birthday, Ada! And congrats mom&dad for survive the “terrific” 3’s! 🥳

[Kayla Bartman @kaylabarty]

@Gesinkable I cannot believe these results. I’d go at least a month with a cold before even considering the alternative

[Dordt Defender Athletics @dordtdefenders]

Congratulations to Kayla Bartman and Brooke Granstra on being inducted into the Iowa High School Volleyball Hall of Fame!

[Kayla Bartman @kaylabarty]

@Gesinkable I mean I was more going for “wow, you go girl”.... but yes, we can pat Theo on the back for this one too🙃

[Kayla Bartman @kaylabarty]

Everytime I hear a new dad taking paternity leave, I’m just like... wait, not everyone’s husband shows up at discharge, drops them off at home with a newborn (plus 1-2 toddlers), and goes to work for the rest of the day (year)?

[Kayla Bartman @kaylabarty]

@Gesinkable I’ve been saying that for the past year...

[Western Christian Wolfpack Athletics @wolfpack_wc]

Congratulation shout out to two of our former athletes, Kayla Bartman (Gesink) and Brooke Granstra (Wolterstorff) on being selected into the IGHSAU Volleyball Hall of Fame! They will be inducted prior to the 2A Championship game in November @volleyballwc

[Kayla Bartman @kaylabarty]

Today the middle child tried to bribe me with a glass of wine...Not sure I’m using the right parenting techniques over here. But sometimes it’s just survive and advance.