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@harlotjohandsom maaaarrrrcuuusssss

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@GirlOnTheCouch_ I thought you were talking about me for a moment and was like how are you in my car?

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I only have one class and it's driving me nuts

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It's usually hot, the professor is yelling half the time, and he repeats shit.

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I feel like I'm in a baptist church while I'm in class.

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It's test day, you're suppose to let us go after we get done with our test.

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I guess she must be seeing a scratcher or some shit.

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Wondering how someone I know has no job but always has a new tat....

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Prisons in Brazil will often use geese as security.

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The average high school student has the same level of anxiety as the average psychiatric patient would in 1950s.

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Movie theaters markup the price of popcorn by an average of 1,275%.

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Guess I'll go to sleep since my mom turned the fucking Internet off

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Martha Stewart’s prison name was M. Diddy.

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“@UberFacts: A woman named Sarah Carmen suffers from Permanent Sexual Arousal Syndrome and has over 200 orgasms a day.” Why complain?

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“@UberFacts: Mount Everest has about 200 dead bodies on it which are now landmarks on the way to the top.” Morbid as fuck

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“@UberFacts: The word “twat” actually originates from an old Norse word meaning “cut, slit or forest clearing.”” Accurate I suppose 😆

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“@UberFacts: 1 in 20 women will become targets of stalking at least once in their lifetime.” This is no joke.

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I'm so bored